10/25 - Wumpscut Wednesday

[Evergreen Queen]

no, I don't think you understand
people always seem to assume I'm being ridiculous
but everything I say is completely true, no matter how outlandish it sounds
i tend to UNDERexaggerate things because people never believe some of the strange things I've lived through

But I...didn't think you were joking or being ridiculous.

I was just expressing that, since I now understand that what you're saying may be littered with dry humor but is actually true, I like you better.

Am I still not understanding? Because if that's the case, I give up. My tiny brain isn't working well this morning.

 

[Evergreen Queen]

at least you're part cyborg and you'll probably have a cool scar or two? lol.

 

[Cara]

Title: Academic survey | PANDA Requester: MF Kneer [A461N2HFZF54B] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 3.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.33 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.83 Promptness Number of Reviews: 17 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Read various scenarios, respond to questions Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.75 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is greater than 500;HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 97;Location is US

 

[Cara]

Title: Investigating Semantic Representations(~ 17 minutes) | PANDA Requester: Dermot Lynott [A325L0H6Q5L71I] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 3.86 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.68 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.76 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.65 Promptness Number of Reviews: 27 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: A multiple choice survey about common words Time: 1 hour 20 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.25 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 100;Exc: [62439-61850] has not been granted;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 97;Adult Content Qualification is 1;Location is one of: US

 

[Jerami]

at least you're part cyborg and you'll probably have a cool scar or two? lol.

Actually, it's the least cool scar I've got. Just a 1" incision in on my butt. Kinda hard to show off, not that I'm above that.

I'd put myself into an AdrienneBarbeaubot! With lazer eyes ... And big chainsaw hands BZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!

 

[Evergreen Queen]

cc: @PeachyRider

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[Jharkan]

But I...didn't think you were joking or being ridiculous.

I was just expressing that, since I now understand that what you're saying may be littered with dry humor but is actually true, I like you better.

Am I still not understanding? Because if that's the case, I give up. My tiny brain isn't working well this morning.

you don't have to give up; I'll give up for you.

 

[Jharkan]

wait

 

[Evergreen Queen]

you don't have to give up; I'll give up for you.

cool. let's go back to

 

[Evergreen Queen]

Actually, it's the least cool scar I've got. Just a 1" incision in on my butt. Kinda hard to show off, not that I'm above that.

I'd put myself into an AdrienneBarbeaubot! With lazer eyes ... And big chainsaw hands BZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!

 

[Jharkan]

cool. let's go back to

 

[Evergreen Queen]

Title: Everyday experiences(~ 10 minutes) | PANDA Requester: Katharina Köster [A3HBBAVGZIWDED] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 5.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.67 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 31 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: a short survey where you tell about daily experiences Time: 40 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.10 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 100;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95;Exc: [245024102-61964] has not been granted;Location is one of: US

Time: 03:21
Hourly: $19.61

 

[MindNumbing]

Title: Select ALL THE STATEMENTS between the TERMS in the SENTENCE | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: MedCrowd [AZO5KPO3QS0OU] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.36] [Fast: 4.55] [Comm: 4.00] [Fair: 4.64] [Reviews: 14] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Reward: $0.15 Duration: 10 minutes Available: 106 Description: Read a SENTENCE and select ALL THE STATEMENT(S) that you think are expressed between the TWO HIGHLIGHTED TERMS in the text. Requirements: Masters Exists ; Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 500; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 85;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.25.7​

 

[Evergreen Queen]

Title: A survey about a cereal product(~ 1 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Roland Schroll [AIM7E3PEOR5TS] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.91] [Fast: 4.17] [Comm: 2.60] [Fair: 4.20] [Reviews: 37] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Reward: $0.10 Duration: 12 minutes Available: 1 Description: We are interested in your evaluation of cereals Requirements: Exc: [62554-61965] DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location In US;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.25.7​

Time: 00:37 | Hourly: $9.49

 

[themildone]

Woah, 14 pages before 9am? what's going on?

also, good morning

 

[themildone]

Title: Understanding Science Literacy(~ 12 minutes) | PANDA Requester: esplab.montana [A497PWGXCKJ1N] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 2.89] [Fair: 4.88] [Comm: 4.60] [Fast: 4.94] Description: survey Time: 30 minutes(s) HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.75 Qualifications: Exc: [1571908147-61858] DoesNotExist; Location In US;

 

[Evergreen Queen]

Title: Academic survey | PANDA Requester: MF Kneer [A461N2HFZF54B] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 3.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.33 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.83 Promptness Number of Reviews: 17 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Read various scenarios, respond to questions Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.75 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is greater than 500;HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 97;Location is US

Time: 06:05
Hourly: $17.26

 

[Jharkan]

cool

my approved hits has gone over 10000

 

[Evergreen Queen]

Woah, 14 pages before 9am? what's going on?

also, good morning

baseball, shitposting, and minor existential crises.

How are you doing today?

 

[TinaBanina]

Mornin' kids. A quick catch up. I was in a car accident. I'm fine. Got 2 screws in my leg because it fractured.(I'm a cyborg now) Got sick of being in hospital

specifically because I haven't had a decent cup of tea. Strange that that came up. Anyway, I'm back. Life is great. Uninsured drivers suck. Bear with me if I'm a bit on edge, lol. I told them to keep the pain killers. I was starting to enjoy them more than I wanted. So, hello

Omg! I hope you heal fast!