01/10 - Whimsical Wednesday!

[Jerami]

Do you really want to go back to the time when forum wives were a thing?

No please. Super infantile and makes it feel like the 90s, lol.

 

[savvy]

Hey. I just want to say to everyone, thanks for welcoming me back. I have a bit of anxiety/depression and, for some reason, I was actually scared/nervous to come back. That's one reason why I was gone for 2 months.

Thank you all for being you. You are sort of my only "friends" these days, and you make me feel important/useful, ie. not a waste of space. Thanks guys and gals. Without you, things kinda suck. I'm sure I can't mention everyone but,
@Gucci
@ChristopherASA
@SweetiePuff
@Kizka
@Mentor
@Staff
@coffeeowl
and EVERYONE else.

From the heart, truly, thank you!:blueheart::greenheart::heart:

<3

 

[<Gucci>]

You see, I was specifically talking to the mturkforum members who came here to lurk since we dont have advertisements when you click on a link on our forum. Sometimes they need to be considered, electrolyte. WHO THINKS ABOUT THEM?

WHO FIGHTS FOR THEM?

THE FROG GUY. AND B. (WHO USED TO BE BDB) AND FLORA?

Electrolyte, you sit there in your 9 bedroom mansion and pass judgement on those who are just trying to get simple info about mturk.

well i'l tired of it!

I was born onto a pile of oil rags on a Las Vegas slot machine!

My parents fed me olive oil mixed with vodka for breakfast FOR 18 YEARS.

when my college roomate cooked me eggs and bacon, I SLAPPED IT OUT OF HIS HAND and cried for 5 hours.

I voted for Bart's evil twin Hugo in the 1992 presidential election, and that episdoe of the simpsons hadn't even been written yet.

My point is, I've had a hard life and I will always fight for the little guy!

One day I will get married to a chainsmoking grandmother 13 years older than me. We will make love to Bone Thugs N Harmony's 1997 double Disc Art of War album while a peppermint moon serenades us with its soothing glow. and on tat night, I will shave my head and tattoo thedorchannel on my scalp so the world will finally know!

they will know that on Jan 10th 2018 I only made 33 dollars at 835 pm which counts as one of my worst days ever, until I made a post freeing the people!

You had me at bone thugs
Do you like long walks on the beach & step kids?!

 

[Starslip]

and now cj and gina are the only couple left. what happened to everyone?

It was kind of like everyone was playing chicken, and then @C to the J and @Princess Gina Marie didn't veer off and took it too far, so now everyone's uncomfortable with that game

 

[Liz]

Not me, I never get invited to the orgies

I dont either, they know I just want everyone to make babies for me so I have been banned

 

[Starslip]

I dont either, they know I just want everyone to make babies for me so I have been banned

Stop poking holes in the condoms, jeez

 

[thedorchannel]

You had me at bone thugs
Do you like long walks on the beach & step kids?!

fun fact about my life. If I were to marry my girlfriend, my step daughter would be 6 months younger than me

 

[KellieS23]

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[Starslip]

fun fact about my life. If I were to marry my girlfriend, my step daughter would be 6 months younger than me

Oh...the true part was the grandma 13 years older. Got it.

 

[Liz]

Stop poking holes in the condoms, jeez

 

[electrolyte]

fun fact about my life. If I were to marry my girlfriend, my step daughter would be 6 months younger than me

How old are you and the girlfriend?

 

[Money Loving Spider]

Oooooo....silk.

I wouldn't call it silk, but there is a lot of it. That's as much as I can reveal without payment. I accept bitcoins and pages regarding the human female ripped from friendship manuals.

 

[Starslip]

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I have no idea if this HIT is good but it was funny to hear hit catcher try and pronounce the requester

 

[thedorchannel]

How old are you and the girlfriend?

I'm 31. She'll be 45 this february. Her son is 25 and his wife is 31 just like me. They have 5 boys.

 

[Peachy]

I think I'm going to shave half of my head today. But, I can't decide what to do with the 2 month beard.
Should I get rid of it? Or goatee? Or Wolverine? Or dirty pornstache?
I just can't decide. Suggestions anyone?

what guard do you use? i went with a 4

 

[TotalBabe]

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I have no idea if this HIT is good but it was funny to hear hit catcher try and pronounce the requester

I was going to make a comment about the requester name, but thought better of it.

 

[<Gucci>]

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I have no idea if this HIT is good but it was funny to hear hit catcher try and pronounce the requester

I always change the names and make hit catcher say really fucked up shit... it’s super fun.

 

[basketcasey]

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[Liz]

So apparently my 15 year old told some kid on the bus today how horrible her dad's firewood sucked. So I have been arguing with the kids mom for an hour over firewood. I suggested she try burning it herself and send me a picture of her fire. She is now apoligizing for ripping me off, which I don't even care about, I just dont' want anymore of that dang firewood. Geez I swear the people in my town are so odd. Who the hell argues over $50 bucks worth of crappy wood, apparently I do.

 

[Starslip]

I always change the names and make hit catcher say really fucked up shit... it’s super fun.