03/02 - Kith Friday!

[cassius]

Not surprised.
Around the holidays, I was able to track an Amazon driver with my packages like Santa Claus from the "Track Order" page. I beat him to the end of the street. He was shocked I was out there waiting on him. If their services can be creepy, then so can I. (just kidding) I actually have an aggressive dog that loses her mind when they come to door.

I had to stop ordering from Amazon because their drivers and google maps cannot find where I live. I don't know why but I got tired of arguing with them on the phone about why my packages didn't arrive.

 

[Starslip]

I had to stop ordering from Amazon because their drivers and google maps cannot find where I live. I don't know why but I got tired of arguing with them on the phone about why my packages didn't arrive.

Amazon's own delivery service is garbage regardless of where you live, I think. Have nothing but problems with them

 

[aveline]

I had to stop ordering from Amazon because their drivers and google maps cannot find where I live. I don't know why but I got tired of arguing with them on the phone about why my packages didn't arrive.

That's why I actually like that they take photos of the packages on the doorstep now. I've had issues with packages being delivered to the wrong address before. At least now I can contact Amazon and point to the pic and say, "Hey, that's not even my porch."

 

[Jaded]

Yeah, unless you're getting free delivery stuff like that gets to be so expensive. I really should only be using it in the summer months when staying indoors is mandatory, but I don't.

Staying indoors is always mandatory.

If @Kerek hadn't been eaten by Diablo he would link that image of pusheen and the fans that says never go outside.

 

[cassius]

Well, it's "monies."

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Boots and Coots! Boots and Coots!!

 

[Starslip]

That's why I actually like that they take photos of the packages on the doorstep now. I've had issues with packages being delivered to the wrong address before. At least now I can contact Amazon and point to the pic and say, "Hey, that's not even my porch."

Mine just say "handed to resident" half the time even if I didn't get it

 

[ChristopherASA]

Boots and Coots! Boots and Coots!!

 

[GTR]

mturk still down, thanks Rectum

 

[LittleDrummerBoy]

Not surprised.
Around the holidays, I was able to track an Amazon driver with my packages like Santa Claus from the "Track Order" page. I beat him to the end of the street. He was shocked I was out there waiting on him. If their services can be creepy, then so can I. (just kidding) I actually have an aggressive dog that loses her mind when they come to door.

Living in Maine, I've grown to learn how to get my packages. Most recently, I used the UPS app to view the last known location of the UPS truck that had my package. UPS always takes an extra day or two to get things to my place, and I needed the music equipment that I ordered for a gig that night. I had to drive about 5 miles away, because I kept missing the truck. I finally figured out it wasn't a live location of the truck on the app, but rather the location of the last package that they delivered. So I opened google maps, and took my best guess of where they'd be headed, and took a quicker route. I met them as they pulled into a driveway, and waited near the truck. They let me sign, get my package, and even thanked me for not having to come to my house with it.

 

[C to the J]

what is a cj

a cj is defined as a civilian jeep.

@C to the J correct or no??

If I'm going that route, I would prefer something more like

Also I've always wanted a Gazelle.

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[ChristopherASA]

I had to stop ordering from Amazon because their drivers and google maps cannot find where I live. I don't know why but I got tired of arguing with them on the phone about why my packages didn't arrive.

You'd figure that AMAZON could figure that out, the nits.

 

[Starslip]

If I'm going that route, I would prefer something more like

Also I've always wanted a Gazelle.

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[nopoopwarez]

mturk still down, thanks Rectum

Dang that sucks. Hope it comes back up for you soon. Maybe try your phone or a Starbucks for the time being?

 

[cassius]

You'd figure that AMAZON could figure that out, the nits.

No, I gave up and don't order from them anymore unless it's a movie or ebook.

 

[Starslip]

Question: what is the square root of nine

Answer: The square root of 9 is 3. For now

For now? What do you mean "For now"?? Ominous

 

[aveline]

Question: what is the square root of nine

Answer: The square root of 9 is 3. For now

For now? What do you mean "For now"?? Ominous

Damn common core.

 

[Michele]

I forgot this from earlier...

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[LittleDrummerBoy]

If I'm going that route, I would prefer something more like

Also I've always wanted a Gazelle.

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I just picked up GTA III on Steam last week...makes me think of the buggy!

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[ChristopherASA]

If I'm going that route, I would prefer something more like

Also I've always wanted a Gazelle.

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I hate replicars. .

 

[ChristopherASA]

No, I gave up and don't order from them anymore unless it's a movie or ebook.

I have to use them out here. But they know where I am and I and the drivers know each other by name.