06/20 - Wish Wednesday!

[AngelFace]

I grabbed this right off of hit scraper. What's wrong with it?!

?? Nothing on mine- What is yours doing?

 

[Jaded]

I grabbed this right off of hit scraper. What's wrong with it?!

I think a bunch are qualled out from doing it previously.

 

[mboone73]

Title: Read a few sentences and answer some questions. | Accept Requester: MIT Computational Psycholinguistics Laboratory [A3HFJW23G8KDQG] Contact TV: [Hrly=$14.43] [Pay=4.50] [Fast=5.00] [Comm=null] [Rej=0] [ToS=0] [Blk=0] TO: [Pay=3.44] [Fast=4.25] [Comm=4.00] [Fair=5.00] [Reviews=15] [ToS=0] TO2: [Hrly=7.42] [Pen=1.50 days] [Res=0%] [Rec=50%] [Rej=0] [ToS=0] [Brk=3] Reward: 0.75 Duration: 3600 Available: 1 Description: Takes 5 minutes! Qualifications: None [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.3.6​

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[AmaMarie]

According to my mom, who says this frequently to people, I looked just like a baby monkey when I was born. I was under 5 lbs so I had tons of loose, wrinkly skin and lots of excess dark hair all over my body, so I didn't even look human. She said I wasn't even cute.

So, When I was born, my body looked....like a totally different, ugly species.

(so freaking thankful that excess body hair fell off and has never come back, phew...dodged a bullet there being a female and all...)

Were you a bit too early?

Sometimes I feel bad, my daughter was about half a month early and when she was first born I was just happy she was here and fine and healthy and all that. Shes a year now and chubby and cute and active, I look back at pictures and how scary, wrinkly, loose skin, and skinny she was, and furry. She was also a little monkey and those early pictures are freaky looking.

 

[aveline]

Title: Vote on PlanetMinecraft, very quick task. | PANDA Requester: Alexander julian simon [AJSAL6Q83SZC4] (Contact) TV: No Reviews TO: No Reviews TO2: No Reviews Duration: 1 minute Available: 1 Reward: $0.02 Description: Click the link, finish the captcha, and hit the 'vote' button, come back here and confirm the image on the front. Requirements:

Few things on MTurk bring me as much joy as reporting HITs like these.

 

[rsclone]

"We are very sorry that you do not meet the qualifications to take this survey. Unfortunately, we have very specific guidelines respondents must meet. Please know that we really appreciate and value your time."

That's the nicest way I've been screened out.

Please know that we really appreciate and value your time....
we're just not going to pay you for it because we're too stupid and lazy to use the quals that Mturk has in place....so what we really mean is fuck you and your time peasant....

 

[AngelFace]

Title: UCSD Visual Memory Study | PANDA Requester: Vision and Memory Lab [A3N1Z7A3DHSXOO] (Req TV): N/A (TO): [Pay: N/A] [Fair: N/A] [Comm: N/A] [Fast: N/A] Description: Report orientations after a delay (25 min) Time: 2 hour(s) HITs Available: 1 Reward: $5.00 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 95; Location EqualTo US;

Another one

 

[tricker]

That made me laugh a little bit.

Sorry to year about your son Tight hugs. I know the feels. (That did not make me laugh.)

But crying because of the ugly made me chuckle!!

Were you a bit too early?

Sometimes I feel bad, my daughter was about half a month early and when she was first born I was just happy she was here and fine and healthy and all that. Shes a year now and chubby and cute and active, I look back at pictures and how scary, wrinkly, loose skin, and skinny she was, and furry. She was also a little monkey and those early pictures are freaky looking.

I was 10 days early, so not *that* early.

But I am old and back when I was in utero Mom smoked up a storm and took prescription diet pills for energy two weeks before I was born! It is a miracle I was born with a functioning brain!

 

[rsclone]

Title: Answer a survey about current events | Accept Requester: Daniela Donno [A37AO11TNLUPI1] Contact TO: [Pay=5.00] [Fast=5.00] [Comm=0.00] [Fair=5.00] [Reviews=1] [ToS=0] TO2: No Reviews Reward: 0.75 Duration: 600 Available: 1 Description: Answer a survey about current events Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 95 [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.3.6​

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[klingeemonster]

Poor Amazon Requester Inc.- Core ML no one seems to want to do his hits anymore. That 7 day AA does not help, I guess and the rejects on the TO. FYI, I have done a couple thousand of these hits without getting even one reject, just don,t miss the obvious golden questions.

 

[DBJoe]

I wanted to do atleast 10 of these QA's that went 20 turns, but I'm having so much trouble keeping my eyes open. Don't pull 24 hour shifts to fix sleep schedules, kids.

 

[AngelFace]

I'm good at golden questions that are logical and not based on MR- are they good per hour?

 

[Jaded]

Don't pull 24 hour shits

pro life tip

 

[aveline]

Don't pull 24 hour shits to fix sleep schedules, kids.

 

[DBJoe]

hahahahahahaha

 

[DBJoe]

I should go to sleep

 

[klingeemonster]

I'm good at golden questions that are logical and not based on MR- are they good per hour?

I can crank out about 1 a minute, so average, but there is no rush, because they are not moving very fast.

 

[aveline]

Poor Amazon Requester Inc.- Core ML no one seems to want to do his hits anymore. That 7 day AA does not help, I guess and the rejects on the TO. FYI, I have done a couple thousand of these hits without getting even one reject, just don,t miss the obvious golden questions.

If they'd remove my cap message I would be more than happy to work on them.

 

[klingeemonster]

If they'd remove my cap message I would be more than happy to work on them.

Yeah, the 200 cap was probably not a good idea on their part.

 

[GTR]

like this if you would rather take a very long nap and dream of cotton candy pooping unicorns instead of Mjurk BS today