04/24 - Work It Wednesday!

[turkleton]

David Schwimmer stays up late trying to get your Neon Race title, gets it, but then is so tired, he falls asleep driving to work and gets in an accident and dies. And then you get your title back right after.

 

[Peachy]

Just keep writing till it happens. It has to be natural, they have see that you're not doing it for the money, but the love of killing David Schwimmer.

i’ll need some help sharing these stories once i get more written. i can post it on Reddit, etc. and hopefully it gains traction

this will take probably a couple months before i have enough stories posted. i could lowkey write probably at least 10 in the same day but i dont wanna spam my blog with them one after another. i want there to be anticipation amongst my 6 readers before each one. BUT i also want increased views on them so do I share some before I get to 10 stories, etc?

 

[aveline]

I really hate to interrupt you all, but I'm going to be restarting the server in a couple minutes.

 

[turkleton]

@PeachyRider For your 40th story, you could write about David Schwimmer accidentally getting into a wrestling ring and then murdered by The Rock and Alexa Bliss. Then they'd have to come in a do the voices for the show.

 

[mboone73]

Draymond Green is such a cunt.

 

[turkleton]

i’ll need some help sharing these stories once i get more written. i can post it on Reddit, etc. and hopefully it gains traction

this will take probably a couple months before i have enough stories posted. i could lowkey write probably at least 10 in the same day but i dont wanna spam my blog with them one after another. i want there to be anticipation amongst my 6 readers before each one. BUT i also want increased views on them so do I share some before I get to 10 stories, etc?

Have someone else share the one's your really proud of, so it doesn't look like self-promotion. Just don't look like the dudes who spam there soundcloud link in the comments of every music video. It'll go around, just by word of mouth. If people like it, they'll share it.

 

[turkleton]

Draymond Green is such a cunt.

If he and Beverley guarded each other, I'm sure a fight would break out.

 

[Peachy]

clippers up by 15...

 

[Peachy]

Have someone else share the one's your really proud of, so it doesn't look like self-promotion. Just don't look like the dudes who spam there soundcloud link in the comments of every music video. It'll go around, just by word of mouth. If people like it, they'll share it.

how about if i made a mturk requester account and made hits that said to share the stories via their FB?

 

[turkleton]

clippers up by 15...

I wonder if The Clippers can only beat them in GS. Which means they'll lose the next game, but its pretty funny.

 

[aveline]

Okay, that was actually way quicker than I thought it would be. All done.

 

[turkleton]

how about if i made a mturk requester account and made hits that said to share the stories via their FB?

I'm not sure if that's a TOS violation or not, but you could use them for proofreading, getting ideas and suggestions, etc.

 

[cb456]

Late night MTC is a weird place.

its not so much a place ...as it is a time.

 

[turkleton]

Okay, that was actually way quicker than I thought it would be. All done.

Idk, I'm sure you borked something.

 

[Peachy]

I'm not sure if that's a TOS violation or not, but you could use them for proofreading, getting ideas and suggestions, etc.

@Jeff Bezos can you contact Cartoon Network to pitch this idea and share my future stories

 

[turkleton]

its not so much a place ...as it is a time.

 

[aveline]

Idk, I'm sure you borked something.

Probably, but it will only become apparent weeks from now, after I've completely forgotten what I did today that might have caused it.

 

[turkleton]

@Jeff Bezos can you contact Cartoon Network to pitch this idea and share my future stories

Nah, don't tell him, or he'll make you put it on Prime where no one will watch it.

 

[Peachy]

daddy heh @Jeff Bezos

 

[mboone73]

Late night MTC is a weird place.