05/03 - Finally Friday!

[JenniLeigh]

I am chaste and pure of heart.

And only your heart.

 

[JenniLeigh]

Pure like the color of an egg.

Yeah, but my chickens lay colored eggs... and spotted eggs...

 

[Nikoratos]

I am chaste and pure of heart.

That's Vonnegut isn't it?
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.

 

[basketcasey]

That's Vonnegut isn't it?
:japanesebeginner::japanesebeginner::japanesebeginner::japanesebeginner::japanesebeginner::japanesebeginner::japanesebeginner:
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.

Can we get married?

 

[JenniLeigh]

Can we get married?

Excuse me?

 

[mboone73]

Can we get married?

Or, he could have just googled it like I did.

 

[It's Gamera!]

Can we get married?

Someone's less than pleased that the arrangement has already been broken.

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The smoldering latex is giving off fumes.

 

[mboone73]

Someone's less than pleased that the arrangement has already been broken.

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The smoldering latex is giving off fumes.

Sex robots can't be that far off can they?

 

[Nikoratos]

Can we get married?

Spoiler: The wall next to my desk right now.

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[mboone73]

Spoiler: The wall next to my desk right now.

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FFS

 

[basketcasey]

Someone's less than pleased that the arrangement has already been broken.

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The smoldering latex is giving off fumes.

Oh, you're still stuck with me and my dead-eyed sex doll gaze, don't worry. Also what is on his shirt?

 

[CrazyCatLady]

Spoiler: The wall next to my desk right now.

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@Nikoratos wins. Can I be one of your groomsmen?

 

[It's Gamera!]

Oh, you're still stuck with me and my dead-eyed sex doll gaze, don't worry. Also what is on his shirt?

Errant tribble

 

[Nikoratos]

@Nikoratos wins. Can I be one of your groomsmen?

I've never been involved in this side of a wedding before so I'm not sure. Maybe?

 

[Nikoratos]

Also

Spoiler: I didn't even have to to get up.

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[JenniLeigh]

Also

Spoiler: I didn't even have to to get up.

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Just so you know...
she's not giving up my sweet, sweet knife skills, even with a ring on her finger.

 

[Kennedy]

Also

Spoiler: I didn't even have to to get up.

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I see @mboone73 in the background!

 

[mboone73]

Also

Spoiler: I didn't even have to to get up.

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You're dead to me. I hope those fuckers cut your cable line.

 

[turkleton]

Hey, I read books or poetry or whatever. Who want me?

 

[kryss]

We need a more divisive poll, like the pop tart one, so I can harass people I disagree with