11/01 - Fear of the Dark Friday

[turkleton]

eating it more than once a year would ruin the mystique a little bit

plus cooking a turkey is a pain in the ass. Something that should only be done once a year imo

You could just nuke the turkey in a deep fryer like a redneck and hope it doesn't blow up in your face.

 

[Peachy]

You could just nuke the turkey in a deep fryer like a redneck and hope it doesn't blow up in your face.

I cook it proper

 

[Kerek]

@Kerek

I am an angry loner

 

[aveline]

And @aveline you can't defend Thanksgiving, since you can't eat most of the stuff people serve anyway.

There are lots of things to eat on Thanksgiving that don't involve dead animal stuff.

 

[alk69]

I learn by doing.

Me too!..but then you have that problem of un-doing.

 

[C to the J]

I am an angry loner

I plan on getting mad online tonight.

 

[Maria Tortilla]

There are lots of things to eat on Thanksgiving that don't involve dead animal stuff.

Yeah, like meatloaf!!

 

[turkleton]

There are lots of things to eat on Thanksgiving that don't involve dead animal stuff.

You'd be surprised how much animal fat and grease and etc. my family uses to cook everything. And bacon.

 

[JenniLeigh]

There are lots of things to eat on Thanksgiving that don't involve dead animal stuff.

97% of the good stuff is vegetarian anyways.
It's a carb holiday.

 

[turkleton]

I plan on getting mad online tonight.

You going on reddit for the first time?

 

[turkleton]

97% of the good stuff is vegetarian anyways.
It's a carb holiday.

What is this vegetarian thing you speak of? Is it a cuss?

 

[JenniLeigh]

I forgot Christmas had lots of candy two. Nobody is making any good cases for Thanksgiving right now.

No, more than two.

 

[C to the J]

food, family, football

the only f’s you need

 

[aveline]

You'd be surprised how much animal fat and grease and etc. my family uses to cook everything. And bacon.

I actually usually do much (if not most) of the cooking on Thanksgiving, so I get to use what i like in the things I make and let everyone else deal with their dead birds and stuff.

 

[Peachy]

I forgot about freedom
that’s a big one too

 

[turkleton]

No, more than two.

I typoed but then I can't think of all the Christmas candy. Just chocolate Santas and candy canes. I always buy the crazy jolly rancher canes or something like that.

 

[rsmath]

Did you and Gina sign up? Power turking couple would be the show stealer!

Baby Shark and Baby Dog would steal the show!

 

[turkleton]

I actually usually do much (if not most) of the cooking on Thanksgiving, so I get to use what i like in the things I make and let everyone else deal with their dead birds and stuff.

"Um, why is your turkey white and square?"

 

[ducky]

let everyone else deal with their dead birds and stuff.

can't wait til i'm a dead bird

 

[turkleton]

Are marshmallows candy?