01/26 - Whistle While I Turk It Tuesday!

[Kuddish]

Title: Survey About Your Local Insurance Agent (3942015) | PANDA Requester: Open Ur [AR7Q3OG9UDF1L] (TO) TO Ratings: ☭☭☭☭☭ 0.00 Communicativity ☭☭☭☭☭ 4.00 Generosity ☭☭☭☭☭ 4.71 Fairness ☭☭☭☭☭ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 12 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Tell us about your experience with your local auto and/or home insurance agent. Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 2 Reward: $1.75 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is greater than 100; Previously Completed Survey has not been granted; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 99; Location is US

 

[C to the J]

Where's all the turks to hit?

 

[Kizka]

Where's all the turks to hit?

Istanbul

 

[C to the J]

Istanbul

 

[Kizka]

Dont wag that thing at me. Youre the one who asked.

 

[essjay]

Time to go introduce my kids to Jake and Elwood. Back later, guys. <3

 

[Matilda Jones]

My rejection from RB yesterday got reversed.

 

[Deleted member 481]

My rejection from RB yesterday got reversed.

Same. I sent RB a link with how to reverse rejections just to make sure he/she did it right.

 

[UserBob]

I'd do it but I don't think I have this qual.

If you're missing demographic815, but are 30 years old or less, I can give you that one as long as you have an iPhone.

If you don't have the "reviewer" qual, you can get it by doing a UserBob training HIT - https://www.mturk.com/mturk/searchbar?selectedSearchType=hitgroups&searchWords=userbob+qual. If your "reviewer" value is too low, send me your workerId and I'll see if I can increase it?

 

[Devil_Dawg]

Best friend in the Marines, married a girl from Turkey. One week after the wedding she's hitting on me, cheating on him with 5 other guys, plus gave him a black eye when he confronted her about it. She also puilled a butcher knife out on him one night when we came home drunk as shit from the bars. She got pregnant by their marriage counselor, divorced him for the said marriage counselor. and no I ain't making this shit up

 

[thedorchannel]

dear google. I dont know whats been going on with you lately. Virals are late. Sergey feels like a ghost that probably never existed. Even the lowly zoltars have disappeared. Are there problems at home? Is Everything ok? You can talk to us. About anything. We'd be happy to give you advice. We are friendly here at mtc. We care about u and miss you a lot. Even you John smith, you handsome devil.

 

[Krikket]

Title: Survey | PANDA Requester: MKTresearch [A3PE2WFW7YARFR] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 3.41][Fair: 5.00][Comm: 5.00][Fast: 4.80] Description: Survey, 20 minutes Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 97; Location is US

 

[Dinglefusser]

Best friend in the Marines, married a girl from Turkey. One week after the wedding she's hitting on me, cheating on him with 5 other guys, plus gave him a black eye when he confronted her about it. She also puilled a butcher knife out on him one night when we came home drunk as shit from the bars. She got pregnant by their marriage counselor, divorced him for the said marriage counselor. and no I ain't making this shit up

Got her phone number ? LOL jesus what a mess that seems like

 

[Krikket]

Title: Media Use and Perceptions Survey | PANDA Requester: Jannath Ghaznavi [A22YFG114BXBTY] (Contact) (TO): No TO (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Answer some questions and read a brief script for this online survey. Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $0.75 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 100; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95; Location is US

 

[Devil_Dawg]

Got her phone number ? LOL jesus what a mess that seems like

LOL me and him still laugh about it till this day

 

[Anisty]

Srsly though, good to see you again I spend 99% of my time in IRC, but I'm always lurking Stop by, or else!

<3 im the ninja ghost cat but ya ill stop by sometime haha good to see you too <3

 

[kidneyboy]

Time to go introduce my kids to Jake and Elwood. Back later, guys. <3

Hell yeah! I love the movie, but what really impressed me were the actual albums they released as The Blues Brothers. "Briefcase Full of Blues" is one of my favorite albums of all time. The concert on 12/31/78, where they opened up for the Grateful Dead, is another one that never gets old.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTpiL_Leg-Q

 

[Itsmee]

Broken? Won't submit for me.

Worked for me?????

 

[Itsmee]

Where's all the turks to hit?

Vietnam.....

 

[jan]

Best friend in the Marines, married a girl from Turkey. One week after the wedding she's hitting on me, cheating on him with 5 other guys, plus gave him a black eye when he confronted her about it. She also puilled a butcher knife out on him one night when we came home drunk as shit from the bars. She got pregnant by their marriage counselor, divorced him for the said marriage counselor. and no I ain't making this shit up

Marriage counselor should have lost their license. Have your army buddy call the board (this is the RIGHT thing to do, btw, not a vindictive thing).

I can't tell you how many jerks (is that too facile?) I've worked with in the field. One (among many) was a substance abuse counselor who worked with me in the prison (whose office was a 'fishbowl') ---- well, he used to 'nod' off in front of the inmates.

I knew because my guys came running to my office: Ms. (Me), Mr. so-and-so is asleep and his finger is on the keyboard.

I'm sure it was any old letter, but I always imagined that it was a 'z' that they were watching:

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (they stood outside the fishbowl and watched the letter parade across the page until he nodded back awake).

We saw it in meetings, too. (I reported it, to no avail..........).

Unreal. Please, have your buddy report that counselor. No board will stand for that - and they shouldn't.