I found out he was in Dubai when he posted a picture of a vending machine that sells gold bars.
I called my Mom (she's in SW Virginia, I'm a student at the University of Virginia) once at 2 AM. She freaked out - "You OK? Do you need the police?"
"Nah Mom - Just wanted to let you know I'm in Manhattan eating pizza and drinking beer and will be heading on to Boston in the morning."
"Boston - Why are you going to Boston?.... WAIT A MINUTE! WTF are you doing in Manhattan drinking beer?"
Good times, good times......