06/18 - Sideshow Bob Saturday!

[C to the J]

Yes, it's true. If a woman tells you she loves you it's totally an attention check. Blow that and you're getting a rejection. Probably a hard block, too.

It's past your bedtime.

 

[aveline]

It's past your bedtime.

Getting there.

 

[Azazael]

How do you feel about scalies?

my girl is a scalies, kinda neat what stuff you find

I went to the loudest show ever last night, saw a movie with my idol Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in it tonight and I'm still not 100%. unrequited love is rough. I feel like I'm 2-3 years ahead of her realizing she made a mistake.

i told you this, maaaannnnnnn

I have like three bucks and change
sleepy day

Good thing I have a sugar daddy
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lol yes it is good you have a sugar daddy lol

 

[thedorchannel]

vodka and whatever I can find to mix with it.

If I could sum up my 12 years of drinking experience, it would be this post word for word.

 

[Azazael]

Yes, it's true. If a woman tells you she loves you it's totally an attention check. Blow that and you're getting a rejection. Probably a hard block, too.

*points to new line in sig*
that was too good NOT to use

 

[JenniLeigh]

lol yes it is good you have a sugar daddy lol

I was obviously being sarcastic

 

[Deleted member 526]

PE $34.38

 

[Pleco]

vodka and whatever I can find to mix with it.

You should try mixing it with coke, this cool guy told me it was a nice drink, then he put his sunglasses on and did a wheelie in his bmx before leaving for a Sizzler.

 

[Shuten Doge]

vodka smells too much like isopropyl alcohol, can't drink it anymore

 

[Barbwire]

Guys, I'm kinda tipsy. Entertain meh.

obligated to post one of these

 

[aveline]

*points to new line in sig*
that was too good NOT to use

 

[C to the J]

Getting there.

How bout you come here?

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

How bout you come here?

Manwhore.

 

[aveline]

obligated to post one of these

Then I'm obligated to post the other.

 

[Pleco]

vodka smells too much like isopropyl alcohol, can't drink it anymore

But it sterilizes your insides, super healthy stuff.

 

[aveline]

How bout you come here?

Oh, yeah? How you doin?

 

[thedorchannel]

This is the most beautiful thing that mankind has ever invented

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[thedorchannel]

vodka smells too much like isopropyl alcohol, can't drink it anymore

u gotta get the right flavor

 

[JenniLeigh]

You should try mixing it with coke, this cool guy told me it was a nice drink, then he put his sunglasses on and did a wheelie in his bmx before leaving for a Sizzler.

Coke*
don't want the fuzz at your door....

 

[thedorchannel]

@turker quit working and drink with us