06/21 - The Price is Right on Tuesday!

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Title: Participate in an online discussion of random stuff (WARNING: This HIT may contain adult content. Worker discretion is advised) | PANDA Requester: Unanimous A.I. [A1OVB3ATBAQ1KM] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 4.20 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.00 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.44 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.76 Promptness Number of Reviews: 30 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Participate in an online discussion of random stuff at 9:30pm Eastern Time, Tonight Time: 5 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $3.00 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 80;Adult Content Qualification is 1

 

[Red Leaf Falls]

Yeah, you open that calculator, real slow like.

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[squee]

could be prescreen or something

Title: Five easy questions with 0.10$(~ 1 minutes) | PANDA Requester: Steven Ludeke [AYGEQC04GIGDZ] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 2.25 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 5 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: There are only five simply questions that you wil finish within less than 1 minute. Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.10 Qualifications: Exc: [-1901983973-14974] has not been granted;Location is one of: US

No code though but also no place to put it so,...

 

[LightningLord]

Up to 66 jamelio hits and still haven't been capped. I wish more would come in though.

 

[Hotlamp]

going to try this

Yep you gotta shit test. If they dont tell me a suitable favorite pokemon I pull out right there.

 

[Lepi]

Agreed... if she uses the words "creationism" or "flat earth theory" and she's entirely serious... blow ground pepper in her eyes, run like hell, and change your address.

I used to work with a girl who 100 percent refused to believe that dinosaurs ever existed, and it wasn't even for bible reasons.

She just refused to believe there had ever been animals that big.

When we asked her about the dinosaur bones, she treated us to a surprisingly detailed theory that China and the U.S were working together to make fake dinosaur bones and stage digs. Apparently it's all a ruse to keep people going to natural history museums, but it started as a ploy to bankroll the Jurassic Park movies.

She also doesn't believe in whales.

Or rather, she doesn't believe in BLUE whales. She thinks whales exists, but they aren't as big as...well. whales. She was really adamant that there weren't any animals bigger than semi trucks. Ever.

 

[Jerami]

could be prescreen or something

Title: Five easy questions with 0.10$(~ 1 minutes) | PANDA Requester: Steven Ludeke [AYGEQC04GIGDZ] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 2.25 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 5 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: There are only five simply questions that you wil finish within less than 1 minute. Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.10 Qualifications: Exc: [-1901983973-14974] has not been granted;Location is one of: US

No code though but also no place to put it so,...

Pretty sure it's the screener for

Title: Attitudes and cognitions(~ 30 minutes) | PANDA Requester: Steven Ludeke [AYGEQC04GIGDZ] (TO) TO Ratings: 0.00 Communicativity 2.25 Generosity 5.00 Fairness 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 5 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Psychology survey Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 28 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Exc: [15185512-14980] has not been granted; Inc: [318829444-14980] has been granted; Location is one of: US

 

[Kessikitty]

Dem Jamelios saving my PE today. IF I do another survey i'm gonna claw my eyes out.

 

[danielcl]

Today's Projected Earnings: $93.45 + Bonuses: $7.77 = $101.22

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ok....got so slow the last 3 hours. Didnt think I'd make it

How, is this even possible? Teach me master.

 

[Blue]

Yep you gotta shit test. If they dont tell me a suitable favorite pokemon I pull out right there.

Probably not the best moment to be talking about pokemon in the first place....

 

[LightningLord]

I used to work with a girl who 100 percent refused to believe that dinosaurs ever existed, and it wasn't even for bible reasons.

She just refused to believe there had ever been animals that big.

When we asked her about the dinosaur bones, she treated us to a surprisingly detailed theory that China and the U.S were working together to make fake dinosaur bones and stage digs. Apparently it's all a ruse to keep people going to natural history museums, but it started as a ploy to bankroll the Jurassic Park movies.

She also doesn't believe in whales.

Or rather, she doesn't believe in BLUE whales. She thinks whales exists, but they aren't as big as...well. whales. She was really adamant that there weren't any animals bigger than semi trucks. Ever.

Making her parents proud.

 

[JenniLeigh]

I know what you mean

"Install Itunes" "open calculator"

I have a [fn] key that opens my calculator

 

[Babadooba]

How, is this even possible? Teach me master.

Do all of the hits he just posted, profit.

 

[Pleco]

I used to work with a girl who 100 percent refused to believe that dinosaurs ever existed, and it wasn't even for bible reasons.

She just refused to believe there had ever been animals that big.

When we asked her about the dinosaur bones, she treated us to a surprisingly detailed theory that China and the U.S were working together to make fake dinosaur bones and stage digs. Apparently it's all a ruse to keep people going to natural history museums, but it started as a ploy to bankroll the Jurassic Park movies.

She also doesn't believe in whales.

Or rather, she doesn't believe in BLUE whales. She thinks whales exists, but they aren't as big as...well. whales. She was really adamant that there weren't any animals bigger than semi trucks. Ever.

I can put up with all the other stuff, but I will never, ever tolerate a person who doesn't believe in blue whales being big.

 

[Lepi]

Probably not the best moment to be talking about pokemon in the first place....

Mid-sex is the best time to debate the merits of Pikachu over Charizard.

 

[JenniLeigh]

I used to work with a girl who 100 percent refused to believe that dinosaurs ever existed, and it wasn't even for bible reasons.

She just refused to believe there had ever been animals that big.

When we asked her about the dinosaur bones, she treated us to a surprisingly detailed theory that China and the U.S were working together to make fake dinosaur bones and stage digs. Apparently it's all a ruse to keep people going to natural history museums, but it started as a ploy to bankroll the Jurassic Park movies.

She also doesn't believe in whales.

Or rather, she doesn't believe in BLUE whales. She thinks whales exists, but they aren't as big as...well. whales. She was really adamant that there weren't any animals bigger than semi trucks. Ever.

This is the funniest thing I HAVE EVER FUCKING READ.

 

[Jaded]

Mid-sex is the best time to debate

ftfy

 

[Jaded]

Or rather, she doesn't believe in BLUE whales.

Blue whales are creepy af and entirely too big. I'm gonna choose not to believe in them either.

 

[Pleco]

Blue whales are creepy af and entirely too big. I'm gonna choose not to believe in them either.

I hate u so much.

 

[loki3404]

I used to work with a girl who 100 percent refused to believe that dinosaurs ever existed, and it wasn't even for bible reasons.

She just refused to believe there had ever been animals that big.

When we asked her about the dinosaur bones, she treated us to a surprisingly detailed theory that China and the U.S were working together to make fake dinosaur bones and stage digs. Apparently it's all a ruse to keep people going to natural history museums, but it started as a ploy to bankroll the Jurassic Park movies.

She also doesn't believe in whales.

Or rather, she doesn't believe in BLUE whales. She thinks whales exists, but they aren't as big as...well. whales. She was really adamant that there weren't any animals bigger than semi trucks. Ever.

http://www.christiansagainstdinosaurs.com/


I still can't figure out if this is real or the best satire ever.