06/27 - Mild Confusion Monday

[Jaded]

how does anyone just not have bacon

I abuse bacon so I don't buy it. (same goes with marshmallows, candy, chocolate, cream soda) I'm pretty much only allowed to buy fish and rice now.

 

[SG777]

I would make a lot more if I quit falling asleep o.0

Sleep is the enemy of the turk machine.

 

[Vanyanka]

If you don't drink then how do you consume your breakfast wine?...you know what never mind forget I asked.

Or morning shower scotch?

 

[Vanyanka]

If you don't drink then how do you consume your breakfast wine?...you know what never mind forget I asked.

Or morning shower scotch?

 

[Turtlefemm]

You can't get here from there. (you may not get this, it's a Maine thing)

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[Hotlamp]

I am a 29 year old man and I have never done any of those except fish and I hated it.

I live in the south and I have friends who do all that stuff. Im fine with just camping or something.

Otherwise its too damn humid.

 

[JenniLeigh]

Sleep is the enemy of the turk machine.

It's the enemy of the cleaning and eating machine too...

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

If you don't drink then how do you consume your breakfast wine?...you know what never mind forget I asked.

See I am in nursing school so I just start up an IV. Wine delivered straight to the bloodstreams works faster. How do YOU get your breakfast wine?

 

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[Definitely Not Riss]

See I am in nursing school so I just start up an IV. Wine delivered straight to the bloodstreams works faster. How do YOU get your breakfast wine?

Well now I am gonna main line that shit. Thanks.

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

Don't start with me on that chili

Sometimes it takes a portion of Ohio that thinks it's in Alabama to perfect chili. Don't be jelly.

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

Well now I am gonna main line that shit. Thanks.

What are friends for?

 

[Vanyanka]

how does anyone just not have bacon

Well, me because I'm a vegetarian.

 

[Princess Gina Marie]

That's what they all say, but I have it on good knowledge that you like at least one person. How do you care to answer these allegations? Over some sweet tea?

Your allegations are libelous, and I'm not guilty

 

[Red Leaf Falls]

I abuse bacon so I don't buy it. (same goes with marshmallows, candy, chocolate, cream soda) I'm pretty much only allowed to buy fish and rice now.

Hopefully beans too.

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

Your allegations are libelous, and I'm not guilty

Your guilt was confirmed prior to making the accusation. IN ALL MY YEARS OF JUDGING I HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE SOMEONE MORE DESERVING OF THE FULL PENALTY OF LAW!!!

Sorry, I slipped into my favorite Pink Floyd song there for a minute.

 

[TQueen]

Woman I will come over there and feed your child sugar

She's up eating chocolate ice cream, so your threats are empty.

Yes, @TQueen. But she never shares in any of the unsavory wifely duties with @Pleco.

You have to do all the rat duties on your own.

 

[JenniLeigh]

Sometimes it takes a portion of Ohio that thinks it's in Alabama to perfect chili. Don't be jelly.

They put it on SPAGHETTI o.0

 

[JenniLeigh]

how does anyone just not have bacon

It's fucking expensive...

 

[VGB]

Skyline chili is objectively horrid