Here's a fun one...
"Review: I scheduled an appointment with this doctor to have my swollen ankle checked out. When I got in, he asked me to remove all my clothes including my underwear and then stuck a thermometer up my rectum. I was thoroughly surprised by this and asked what he was doing, he claimed this is how you check for broken bones but I suspected otherwise. I promptly left and will never be returning, what a dreadful experience!"
"Review: I scheduled an appointment with this doctor to have my swollen ankle checked out. When I got in, he asked me to remove all my clothes including my underwear and then stuck a thermometer up my rectum. I was thoroughly surprised by this and asked what he was doing, he claimed this is how you check for broken bones but I suspected otherwise. I promptly left and will never be returning, what a dreadful experience!"