07/05 - Tomatoes Tuesday!

[Devil_Dawg]

these Karl R hits suck

 

[LightningLord]

Daaaaaaaaaamn.
I miss Aldi's

Someone recently corrected me when I called that place Aldi's, they said the name doesn't have an 's'
My reaction:

 

[Vanyanka]

Are you having a nervous breakdown?

Who here can say they have not?

 

[JenniLeigh]

Someone recently corrected me when I called that place Aldi's, they said the name doesn't have an 's'
My reaction:

Oh fuck, it doesn't I guess...
but
same.

 

[redtokyoboxers]

We're just getting Aldi's in Southern California. The parking situation at my local one is somehow worse than the parking situation at Trader Joe's. I haven't been to Aldi's yet.

 

[Matilda Jones]

/me posts a hit

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Screener. And kind of a bitchy one at that.

 

[thedorchannel]

Daaaaaaaaaamn.
I miss Aldi's

aldi's is evil. aldi's is satan. Satan literally rose from hell, took out a business loan, opened aldis, made sure there was one by my house, followed me around and made sure I failed in life enough to need a cashier position at this point in my life, spread rumors that they pay cashiers 12 dollars an hour so I would be enticed to download an application, put it into photoshop, type all of the answers in photoshop, print out 20 color copies so my application would stand out among everyone elses (or so I thought) get me called in for an interview, and then a 2nd one, and then crush, kill and destroy my pitifully low dreams by not calling me back for some fucking reason.

aldis can burn. forever.

 

[kryss]

aldi's is evil. aldi's is satan. Satan literally rose from hell, took out a business loan, opened aldis, made sure there was one by my house, followed me around and made sure I failed in life enough to need a cashier position at this point in my life, spread rumors that they pay cashiers 12 dollars an hour so I would be enticed to download an application, put it into photoshop, type all of the answers in photoshop, print out 20 color copies so my application would stand out among everyone elses (or so I thought) get me called in for an interview, and then a 2nd one, and then crush, kill and destroy my pitifully low dreams by not calling me back for some fucking reason.

aldis can burn. forever.

Don't sugar coat it for us next time.

 

[vickiJ]

The only meat I really eat is fish and turkey. On summer holidays, if I don't feel like explaining why I don't want a hamburger so I usually end up eating those too so I'm a horrible excuse for a "mostly" vegetarian.

My daughter informed us when she was about 12 that she would no longer eat meat. We said, fine, but we're not cooking anything different for you. We always had meat and a couple of veggies so she just ate the veggies. If I made a stew or a casserole, she just picked out the meat. She still eats things that contain meat broths and she eats eggs and cheese, but no meat. She would probably get sick if she tried to choke down a hamburger. She's 28 now. It wasn't a phase like we thought it would be.

 

[catnapped]

aldi's is evil. aldi's is satan. Satan literally rose from hell, took out a business loan, opened aldis, made sure there was one by my house, followed me around and made sure I failed in life enough to need a cashier position at this point in my life, spread rumors that they pay cashiers 12 dollars an hour so I would be enticed to download an application, put it into photoshop, type all of the answers in photoshop, print out 20 color copies so my application would stand out among everyone elses (or so I thought) get me called in for an interview, and then a 2nd one, and then crush, kill and destroy my pitifully low dreams by not calling me back for some fucking reason.

aldis can burn. forever.

tldr

 

[Onyxbird]

aldi's is evil. aldi's is satan. Satan literally rose from hell, took out a business loan, opened aldis, made sure there was one by my house, followed me around and made sure I failed in life enough to need a cashier position at this point in my life, spread rumors that they pay cashiers 12 dollars an hour so I would be enticed to download an application, put it into photoshop, type all of the answers in photoshop, print out 20 color copies so my application would stand out among everyone elses (or so I thought) get me called in for an interview, and then a 2nd one, and then crush, kill and destroy my pitifully low dreams by not calling me back for some fucking reason.

aldis can burn. forever.

 

[thedorchannel]

/me laughs
/me giggles
/me cries
/me slaps thedorchannel

dammit

 

[MsAlys]

12 years Vegan

 

[thedorchannel]

tldr

oh yes u did

 

[LightningLord]

aldi's is evil. aldi's is satan. Satan literally rose from hell, took out a business loan, opened aldis, made sure there was one by my house, followed me around and made sure I failed in life enough to need a cashier position at this point in my life, spread rumors that they pay cashiers 12 dollars an hour so I would be enticed to download an application, put it into photoshop, type all of the answers in photoshop, print out 20 color copies so my application would stand out among everyone elses (or so I thought) get me called in for an interview, and then a 2nd one, and then crush, kill and destroy my pitifully low dreams by not calling me back for some fucking reason.

aldis can burn. forever.

Well why would you print out 20 copies?

 

[T. Leela]

Creepy moon-walking Dragon Dad...

 

[kryss]

tldr

I said that to someone one time on a really long post, should have read, it was a sad post and I looked like a jackass.

^_^

 

[electrolyte]

12 years Vegan

 

[Devil_Dawg]

I said that to someone one time on a really long post, should have read, it was a sad post and I looked like a jackass.

^_^

been there done that, but the above was truly tl:dr

 

[Metallica]

I get into such a groove with the News workforge hits but then I remember that we can't use the same domain more than once per batch and it fuckin' kills my motivation.