08/03 - Wishbone / Wild Thornberrys Wednesday!

[VGB]

a huge crush on Blue

I feel like the no-crush list is probably shorter, this is moot

 

[Vanyanka]

tl;dr

 

[Pleco]

OH also I have about 4 forum girlfriends (you know who you are bbs) One I'm trying to get with, (Hi Jenni) and a huge crush on Blue, does that count?

Just having them doesn't count, you have to regularly flirt with them and send messages to each other back and forth. Make sure every single person in the forum knows by taking up entire pages of the thread with your dialogue.

 

[TotalBabe]

Holy mother of global. Talk about an easy work day tomorrow.

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I really dislike these, but I'll probably work on them in a bit.

 

[El Pablo]

E @Pablo Escobar, how much do you adore me?

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bout that much

 

[<Gucci>]

o man

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[TQueen]

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bout that much

He adores me bigger than that

 

[Pleco]

I voted for you simply because I think the girl in your avatar is cute.

I forgot about this. It's very, VERY important to have a recognizable avatar, keep it consistent, that's going to be your brand and you need people to be aware of it.

Extra points if you act as if you're actually your avatar.

 

[Tigerpants]

Just having them doesn't count, you have to regularly flirt with them and send messages to each other back and forth. Make sure every single person in the forum knows by taking up entire pages of the thread with your dialogue.

I feel like we're getting back into shit posting territory.

 

[El Pablo]

He adores me bigger than that

no, there's room for both of you in there

 

[Vanyanka]

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bout that much

 

[Tigerpants]

I forgot about this. It's very, VERY important to have a recognizable avatar, keep it consistent, that's going to be your brand and you need people to be aware of it.

Extra points if you act as if you're actually your avatar.

Damnit It's like I have to relearn all of this.

 

[Vanyanka]

no, there's room for both of you in there

You know I love company. You're terrible at the talk.

 

[Tigerpants]

/me is taking notes

 

[TQueen]

no, there's room for both of you in there

You wish

 

[Vanyanka]

Damnit It's like I have to relearn all of this.

I'm actually my avatar!

 

[Squatty]

It's not that easy. Here, if anyone wants to win Crowd Pleaser next time.

Be here regularly, but specially around when the voting takes place. People have short memories, but specially more so considering they're mostly alcoholics in this forum.

Shitpost a lot, yes, but also know what you're shitposting. Pay attention to the forum memes and inside jokes, and then post them relentlessly. Do you think you're posting them too much instead of posting original stuff? Then you don't have the right attitude to be a Crowd Pleaser.

Buy votes. Like other people's post so you'll guilt them into liking yours. That'll give you an artificial aura of popularity.

Get a forum wife/husband. The hilarious back-and-forth between you and your spouse is sure to delight the whole forum.

Be relentlessly sarcastic/cynical, make sure your posts are a clear cry for help that everyone is happy to ignore.

Befriend the most popular people in the forum, their popularity will rub off on you.

Don't have a life.


Congrats, you've now won Crowd Pleaser.

I should win soon! Yea

 

[Vanyanka]

I should win soon! Yea

You'll win next month, sweetie.

 

[Pleco]

Damnit It's like I have to relearn all of this.

I teach a seminar on how to win Crowd Pleaser out of the back of an old Ford minivan in a CVS parking lot. Spots are limited so sign up as soon as you can.

 

[kryss]

@Kerek