08/06 - Stargate SG1 Saturday!

[Vanyanka]

Shave it into ribbons with a veggie peeler and then top it with pesto or marinate it in soy sauce and rice wine vinegar. Make matchsticks and turn it into a slaw with whatever sauce you like. Slice it in half lengthwise and then stuff it with something that has a strong umami flavor, like chopped mushrooms and parmesan cheese.

You're amazing!

 

[T. Leela]

Are the Andrew Shinn hits all Olympic-related? don't want to describe this wrong. And why does everyone keep changing?? don't know you people anymore...

 

[Drwho10]

I think the whistling told me that @Drwho10 would save the cucumbers if he was her.

 

[Vanyanka]

I read this as a sexual joke. Is this a sexual joke?

It was pretty subtle. What he doesn't know is that I can use any vegetable for sexual purposes.

 

[Metallica]

I really wonder sometimes why I took up the trade as an auto tech. As time goes on I just can't stand it. Tired of having gas spurt out into my face, throwing my back out working on a transmission, dealing with the occasional fire from shitty spark plugs... Meh. Only one more year to go.

 

[Pleco]

I got carded at the liquor store, all I was doing was buying a can of sweet iced tea. I must look really young, like a toddler that isn't allowed to go to the store by himself.

 

[Drwho10]

It was pretty subtle. What he doesn't know is that I can use any vegetable for sexual purposes.

:eggplant:

 

[Metallica]

It was pretty subtle. What he doesn't know is that I can use any vegetable for sexual purposes.

I'll lend you my banana pepper if you promise to bring it back.

 

[Cmoney]

I really wonder sometimes why I took up the trade as an auto tech. As time goes on I just can't stand it. Tired of having gas spurt out into my face, throwing my back out working on a transmission, dealing with the occasional fire from shitty spark plugs... Meh. Only one more year to go.

Isn't that decent $ though?

 

[Vanyanka]

I got carded at the liquor store, all I was doing was buying a can of sweet iced tea. I must look really young, like a toddler that isn't allowed to go to the store by himself.

Don't you usually get carded? If I don't, I smack the clerk pretty hard.

 

[TQueen]

yeah th- oh GIFs

 

[Randomacts]

Worth starting turking now?

mturk was only active while I was gone.

 

[Vanyanka]

I'll lend you my banana pepper if you promise to bring it back.

Are you gonna sell it on ebay? I should get at least half the profits.

 

[Tuesday]

You're amazing!

My boyfriend is a chef who doesn't like to cook at home, the stress can be real when I'm preparing meals. He never complains, but I can tell when he's really happy with a new dish as opposed to just not hungry anymore. I think most of his good ideas for new dishes come from my kitchen too.

 

[Metallica]

Are you gonna sell it on ebay? I should get at least half the profits.

Sure. I'll just say it was inside your body at one point and set the minimum starting bid at a million.

 

[T. Leela]

Are the Andrew Shinn hits all Olympic-related? don't want to describe this wrong. And why does everyone keep changing?? don't know you people anymore...

ok nvm...unless scything is an olympic event I've missed somehow.

 

[Pleco]

Don't you usually get carded? If I don't, I smack the clerk pretty hard.

Not when I'm buying completely innocent, non-alcoholic iced tea. I was like wtf is iced tea a controlled substance now.

The guy got confused and thought I was buying beer. This is the highlight of my day btw.

 

[Metallica]

Isn't that decent $ though?

Yeah, can't complain but the manual labor is just too taxing on you after a while. I never ventured out to the 'tech' part and just stayed at a regular old shop. I'm probably well ahead of most people my age and I'm thankful for that. However I would prefer to not have back pain so bad that I can barely get out of bed in the morning. It's fun when you're doing it to your own car but to anyone else I'd rather tell them to go elsewhere these days.

 

[Vanyanka]

Not when I'm buying completely innocent, non-alcoholic iced tea. I was like wtf is iced tea a controlled substance now.

The guy got confused and thought I was buying beer. This is the highlight of my day btw.

You mean the highlight of your day wasn't reading vegetable sex innuendos on a forum on which you were elected Crowd Pleaser?

 

[Tuesday]

Are the Andrew Shinn hits all Olympic-related? don't want to describe this wrong. And why does everyone keep changing?? don't know you people anymore...

Not all of them, but if the athletes are throwing a round ball, that's a shot put. If they are throwing something that looks like a small heavy frisbee, that's a discus. I they're swinging a ball attached to a rope, that's called a hammer throw. As far as gymnastics, just differentiate between the parallel bars, the uneven bars and the horse.