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words like excellent, fantastic, wonderful.what the fucking shit are delight words
The conversation was supposed to go similar to this.
Me: Thank you for calling customer service, my name is Jaded, how can I assist you today?
Customer: blah blah blah
Me: I'd be delighted to help you with that today, first can I have you account number?
Customer: blah blah numbers bitching
Me: Fantastic, let me take a moment to pull up your account
Customer: bitching about hold music.
Me: *empathy noises*
<lots of bull shit later>
Me: Well, it was wonderful assisting you and I hope you have a fantastic rest of your day.
Customer: You're so full of shit.
Me later: 100 QA score.
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