09/19 - Make It Laugh Monday!

[Jaded]

/me hides.

Blame the library.

/me hides harder.

 

[KellieS23]

https://www.amazon.com/Tootsie-Fruit-Rolls-Assorted-Flavors/dp/B000Q6R05G

I like these better and they're on sale right now
https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Candy-Gold-Bears-5-Pound/dp/B000EVOSE4?th=1

Spoiler: oh yes

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[MerryLou]

How do I upload a gif as my avatar?

It's the same process as an image, just use a gif.

 

[Kerek]

@MerryLou

No clue what's going on here:

 

[C to the J]

Title: Psychology Study (16-20 min) | PANDA Requester: PsychLabAtBC [A10M90Y8PUKQ1E] (Contact) (TO):[Pay: 3.40][Fair: 4.71][Comm: 3.54][Fast: 4.72] Description: Read stories and answer questions Time: 30 minutes Hits Available: 10 Reward: $1.67 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95, Location is US

 

[KellieS23]

How do I upload a gif as my avatar?

Spoiler: Really complicated computer stuff

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[Pen Island]

Are you posting these after you complete the survey? Because my hit notifier dings, I click in like 1 second and its not there. Hmm...

 

[MerryLou]

@MerryLou

No clue what's going on here:

um... lol

 

[Blue]

I like these better and they're on sale right now
https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Candy-Gold-Bears-5-Pound/dp/B000EVOSE4?th=1

Spoiler: oh yes

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[Princess Gina Marie]

Throw the grape away before you give them to me, please.

It's so cute how you think I'd share

Also stop being mean to me

 

[LowCalCalzone]

my hit notifier dings, I click in like 1 second and its not there. Hmm...

Welcome to mturk

 

[Azazael]

these look easy

Title: Find information about Mac OS apps | PANDA Requester: Mykyta Savchenko [A118N0AKO9OBLJ] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 5.00 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 1 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Given the app name. Find price and category for the app Time: 10 minutes HITs Available: 1120 Reward: $0.06 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 95

LOL these are so half assed....
Mac OS app MobileGo for Android
Say what? lol

 

[Pleco]

Are you posting these after you complete the survey? Because my hit notifier dings, I click in like 1 second and its not there. Hmm...

It's a slow as heck day, pardon my fucking language. So whatever semi-good HIT that pops up will be immediately gobbled up by other turkers. We're all a bunch of feral cats fighting for scraps basically.

Which is pretty neat.

 

[Roscoe E Goldchain]

Title: Complete a survey about well-being and resiliency. | PANDA Requester: Jeong Han Kim [A25IMI1WUBTHLR] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: N/A] [Fair: N/A] [Comm: N/A] [Fast: N/A] Description: You are invited to participate in a research project to investigate some factors that may influence the well-being of people with chronic illnesses and disabilities. Time: 25 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $10.00 Qualifications: None

 

[Kerek]

It's so cute how you think I'd share

Also stop being mean to me

 

[C to the J]

Are you posting these after you complete the survey? Because my hit notifier dings, I click in like 1 second and its not there. Hmm...

Fresh off the presses.

Anything over a dollar will 9 times out of 10 have to be panda'd.

 

[Princess Gina Marie]

https://www.amazon.com/Tootsie-Fruit-Rolls-Assorted-Flavors/dp/B000Q6R05G

That's like 99% of what's in trick or treat bags

 

[turkleton]

Title: [I4] Short study on decision-making (bonus available)(~ 10 minutes) | PANDA Requester: Julia Hur [A3AYYY0T3VKP78] (TO) TO Ratings: ☭☭☭☭☭ 3.00 Communicativity ☭☭☭☭☭ 2.71 Generosity ☭☭☭☭☭ 4.25 Fairness ☭☭☭☭☭ 4.19 Promptness Number of Reviews: 39 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Take a short study on your decision making Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $0.30 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 50; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95; Exc: [1677511704-20193] has not been granted; Location is one of: US

 

[KellieS23]

these are my all time favorite...I laughed so hard I threw up reading these
https://www.buzzfeed.com/michaelrus...st-insane-thin?utm_term=.ui84APOJK#.bgAGx52ew

 

[MindNumbing]

Title: Health Survey (~ 10 minutes) with the additional HIT option | PANDA Requester: Anastasia Khizenko [A1WSBRFJETVS81] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 3.67 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.33 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 4 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: We are refining our new health test kit product for patients with chronic GI symptoms and need your feedback. Give us your opinion about a test that can help you verify and/or improve your health. Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.03 Qualifications: Masters has been granted;Location is US