- Joined
- Apr 1, 2016
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- Location
- Center of hell
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- Female
The Cautionary Tale of Brett the Turklet
Brett wanted to get a job because his Mom wouldn't buy him any Ultra Balls for Pokemon Go. But he had a problem, he was too young to get hired anywhere, not even McDonald's! He'd seen his Mom working on MTurk and so he decided to sign up. But in order to sign up, he had to lie and steal his Dad's identity. No sooner had he entered his information than wrinkles appeared in his face! He was coming down with age related Scammerism.
He needed those Ultra Balls though, so he hopped onto MTC for some advice for noobs. "NUMBERS!" They all advised, so he delved deep into penny HITs. His thirst for pennies soon took hold of his soul, but then he felt half of his face suddenly become heavy! Now not only did he have Scammerism, but now he was affected with a rare disease called Centitis. Symptoms include exhaustion, eye strain, and pennies sprouting from the skin! Fearing for the rest of his body, he took TQueen's advice and went after the longest, highest paying surveys.... but after only two, his body succumbed to the torture... it was La Muerta Bulla... Death by Bubbles.