02/13 - Moist Monday!

[sofaslug]

Any fellow Gen Xers out there? About 4 minutes.

Title: Nostalgia Survey for Generation X (Age 35-45 only) | PANDA Requester: Angela Listy [A1M2H0HAEXONBY] (TO) TO Ratings: 4.14 Communicativity 4.04 Generosity 4.67 Fairness 4.84 Promptness Number of Reviews: 140 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Answer a survey about nostalgia. Ages will be verified after the Hit has been submitted. Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $0.80 Qualifications: Age - 35 - 45 is 1; Location is US

 

[Pleco]

Tfw turking has gotten so bad we've resorted to eating random plants.

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[C to the J]

Title: Short Qualification Test for Romantic Relationships Survey (under 3 minutes) | PANDA Requester: Penny Leisring [A1UUVKU98IRIXN] (Contact) (TO): No TO (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Answer a few brief questions (under 3 minutes) to determine if you qualify for a longer study. Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $0.00 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 95, Location is US

 

[bxpretzel]

Anyone who uses MTS and gotten a bonus today, is it tracking it properly?

yes! at least i think so.

 

[aveline]

I love avocado as much as a white girl loves starbucks...but if you are eating a cheeseburger, you arent trying to be healthy.

Whether it's about white people or not, can we just leave out any and all racial stereotypes on the forum, please?

 

[Jaded]

I'm not even 5'2" dude.

I know, but I feel like that's still pretty low even for a short person. But I'm not a doctor/nutritionist so if someone told you it was fine they're the bosses!

 

[nopoopwarez]

Title: Short Qualification Test for Romantic Relationships Survey (under 3 minutes) | PANDA Requester: Penny Leisring [A1UUVKU98IRIXN] (Contact) (TO): No TO (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Answer a few brief questions (under 3 minutes) to determine if you qualify for a longer study. Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $0.00 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 95, Location is US

20 minutes for a 50 cent survey...

 

[TQueen]

I know, but I feel like that's still pretty low even for a short person. But I'm not a doctor/nutritionist so if someone told you it was fine they're the bosses!

You're not a doctor/nutritionist?

Then why do I keep taking medical advice from you?

 

[Kadauchi]

Who else passed?

Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

You are receiving this email because a requester has granted you the following qualification:

Qualification: Advanced Research Master Applicant
Requester: VacationrentalAPI
Qualification Value: 100

 

[Jaded]

You're not a doctor/nutritionist?

Then why do I keep taking medical advice from you?

Because I sound pretty convincing when I put on my doctor hat.

 

[C to the J]

20 minutes for a 50 cent survey...

Now it makes sense why they won't even pay for the qual.

 

[Deleted member 481]

Good morning/afternoon. This week I finally get the $500 I need to pay my taxes, what fun.

 

[Kerek]

You're not a doctor/nutritionist?

Then why do I keep taking medical advice from you?

 

[JenniLeigh]

Don't do is @Liz. They make your mouth itchy.

:o are you allergic!? YOU POOR THING!


Funny story.... #2 has eaten bananas since he was a toddler.... no issues...
Then
One day La Princessa offeres him one and he goes "No thanks, I'm not in the mood for my mouth to tingle."
And I'm like "What..... what do you mean???"
He says, "You know, that tingle you get when you eat bananas, I'm not in the mood to deal with it."

"Little dude.... you're mildly allergic to bananas". LMAO

 

[bxpretzel]

Title: Website survey about workplace situations | PANDA Requester: Julia B Bear [A263SK5NQVD4NF] (Contact) TO: [Pay: 3.71] [Fair: 5.00] [Comm: 3.00] [Fast: 4.86] [Reviews: 41] [ToS: 0] Description: This task involves reading about a workplace hiring situation and filling out a short surveys and open-ended questions. It takes about 15 minutes. Time: 45 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 99; Location is US;

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[TQueen]

Because I sound pretty convincing when I put on my doctor hat.

I googled doctor hat and got this.

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[JenniLeigh]

Because I sound pretty convincing when I put on my doctor hat.

And fun

 

[TQueen]

are you allergic!? YOU POOR THING!


Funny story.... #2 has eaten bananas since he was a toddler.... no issues...
Then
One day La Princessa offeres him one and he goes "No thanks, I'm not in the mood for my mouth to tingle."
And I'm like "What..... what do you mean???"
He says, "You know, that tingle you get when you eat bananas, I'm not in the mood to deal with it."

"Little dude.... you're mildly allergic to bananas". LMAO

Haha, poor thing. I'm also allergic to aloe, which I learned in the most horrific way on a sunburn.

 

[Kallee]

Title: Judgments of facial expressions or situations (Study #1) | PANDA Requester: Morrow Lab Group [A2JJEJM8WC3VT2] (Contact) TO: [Pay: 4.73] [Fair: 5.00] [Comm: 5.00] [Fast: 4.88] [Reviews: 11] [ToS: 0] Description: (~7 minutes) You will be asked to make judgments of facial expressions or situations. Please use a computer. Time: 3 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 96; Location EqualTo US;

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[aveline]

I googled doctor hat and got this.

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I feel like she's staring into my soul. The hat just makes it all the more terrifying.