02/20 - Meals to Masticate on Monday!

[ecko]

I'm not hungry at all, but have an emotional craving for popcorn and LOTS of butter. Is it OK to just drink melted butter?

If drinking it doesn't do it for you, you could always try mainlining it.

 

[cassius]

I have at least ten pandas running on the desktop while I'm in bed with the laptop. I'm wondering if I ought to get up and turn off the pandas and computer or let them run hoping the alarm wakes me up if it goes off. Such decisions.

 

[Jerami]

Title: For A1BWR5RBQDZQ16 Only | PANDA Requester: Adam Wray [A3V9HK7ZE02D5M] (Contact) TO: [Pay: N/A] [Fair: N/A] [Comm: N/A] [Fast: N/A] [Reviews: 0] [ToS: 0] Description: Need a spreadsheet capturing this list of specific data on current Fortune 500 CEO's. The data want collected for all F500 companies...Name of CEO, What College did they attend for undergraduate, and what was their undergraduate degree and major(s). Time: 5 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $300.00 Qualifications: None;

HIT posted from Mturk Suite v1.11.7​

Is this you?

 

[frogman31680]

Gonna return this in a few minutes. If you catch it you should probably email him and ask for more time after you submit it to finish it since I don't know if you can do it in 5 hours. Definitely seems worth it though.

I am in talks with him about doing the job for him. He seems like a pretty nice guy. I get what he is looking for and he is a new requester and never used MTurk before, so I am kinda doing a bit of hand holding to help him out.

This... This hit will be my greatest achievement on Mturk to date. If it approves...

 

[Concise]

If I had a dollar for every time I got ripped off on a bonus, I'd probably have about $20 bucks and I'd use it to buy an all meat pizza.
And I'd eat the whole thing in one sitting while I made @Princess Gina Marie watch.

Those filthy survey requesters robbed me of that joy.

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Smoke for me... I stopped smoking marijuana 2 months ago... I miss it, although I feel better, and more focused. My dreams while sleeping are back (didn't know that daily marijuana can stop that process, as the receptors which take on the high, impact dreaming capacity while sleeping) Now I just have 1-2 beers when I'm seeking a buzz. I do miss .

Although now, I can pass a piss test, when/if I interview for a normal job...

 

[frogman31680]

Title: For A1BWR5RBQDZQ16 Only | PANDA Requester: Adam Wray [A3V9HK7ZE02D5M] (Contact) TO: [Pay: N/A] [Fair: N/A] [Comm: N/A] [Fast: N/A] [Reviews: 0] [ToS: 0] Description: Need a spreadsheet capturing this list of specific data on current Fortune 500 CEO's. The data want collected for all F500 companies...Name of CEO, What College did they attend for undergraduate, and what was their undergraduate degree and major(s). Time: 5 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $300.00 Qualifications: None;

HIT posted from Mturk Suite v1.11.7​

Is this you?

Actually... It's me.


And I can't even catch my own hit... Sigh....

 

[Jerami]

Actually... It's me.

Good luck.

 

[frogman31680]

Good luck.

I'll need it.

When I can catch it.

 

[SweetiePuff]

Actually... It's me.


And I can't even catch my own hit... Sigh....

Good luck, froggy man!

 

[The Bad Ash]

If drinking it doesn't do it for you, you could always try mainlining it.

Like...You mean like...anally? I heard that can kill you.

 

[The Bad Ash]

I have at least ten pandas running on the desktop while I'm in bed with the laptop. I'm wondering if I ought to get up and turn off the pandas and computer or let them run hoping the alarm wakes me up if it goes off. Such decisions.

Let the ones run with 5+ hour timers...win/win

 

[Jerami]

Like...You mean like...anally? I heard that can kill you.

If your butthole is your "mainline", you may need to see a doctor.

 

[ecko]

Like...You mean like...anally? I heard that can kill you.

Not the mainlining i was speaking of.

 

[The Bad Ash]

If your butthole is your "mainline", you may need to see a doctor.

It's...a line of sorts...it's kinda main for me.
I just only have so many lines and most of them can't be considered "main"

 

[frogman31680]

I asked him to resubmit the hit with a longer timer and a qual for me.

Since someone else has it and is holding onto it and not allowing me to do it.

They better let it go or else...

Damn... I love this movie. Might watch it while I work on this hit.

 

[C to the J]

One of my favorite weird things on the forum is how you always seem to catch more C-Sats than every other single person for no apparent reason.

Now if only he could use this gif after he does it.

 

[SweetiePuff]

I have at least ten pandas running on the desktop while I'm in bed with the laptop. I'm wondering if I ought to get up and turn off the pandas and computer or let them run hoping the alarm wakes me up if it goes off. Such decisions.

Connect your lappy to your desktop ... at the very least you can use TeamViewer (if you can't network them).

Promoting laziness!

 

[humbleturker]

Title: Take a brief demographic survey (US-based) - unlocks more HITs | PANDA Requester: PickFu [AI2HRFAYYSAW7] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 4.15 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.25 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.72 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.79 Promptness Number of Reviews: 278 | TOS Flags: 1 Submit a new TO review Description: Filling out your demographic information will give you more access to PickFu HITs. Time: 5 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.01 Qualifications: Religious Afiliation has not been granted;PickFu NDA is 1;Location is US

 

[SweetiePuff]

One of my favorite weird things on the forum is how you always seem to catch more C-Sats than every other single person for no apparent reason.

 

[Yatagarasu]

Title: Survey — why do you want Los Angeles to be a Sanctuary City and protect undocumented immigrants? | PANDA Requester: Michael Brodsky [A2U8MACF5EIL4W] (Contact) TO: [Pay: 3.67] [Fair: 4.00] [Comm: 2.33] [Fast: 3.75] [Reviews: 7] [ToS: 5] Description: Answer a brief survey and upload a 30 second video. Webcam required but no additional equipment needed. Time: 1 hour HITs Available: 1 Reward: $3.00 Qualifications: Location EqualTo US-CA; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 93; Total approved HITs GreaterThan 50;

HIT posted from Mturk Suite v1.11.7​