03/15 - We're Bowling on Wednesday!

[humbleturker]

 

[kryss]

but what if they tripped and 'accidentally' broke their wrists?

what if I "accidentally" pushed you off a bridge?

 

[Yatagarasu]

Title: Video Viewing: evaluating study paradigms for studying cognition | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Cusack Lab [A2TSQOVVLPG5K8] (Contact) TO: [Pay: 3.32] [Fair: 4.00] [Comm: 2.71] [Fast: 3.94] [Reviews: 25] [ToS: 1] Description: You will record a video of yourself viewing two movie clips (~19 min), one intact and one scrambled in a quiet, well lit, undisrupted setting. Requires an HD webcam + Internet >15 mbps. Video viewing must be carried out using daylight (i.e., daylight coming from behind monitor, while you face a window). Time: 45 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $3.00 Qualifications: None;

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[YAHU]

what if I "accidentally" pushed you off a bridge?

 

[jnalleyne]

People who get lazy on hits like that really shoot themselves in the foot for a few bucks now. They must not be thinking about all the money they are going to miss out on in the future because they had their qual pulled for doing shit work.

What hits are you referring to?

 

[Blue]

what if I "accidentally" pushed you off a bridge?

Don't do that... if he falls and breaks his wrists he might never play the djembe again.

 

[It's Gamera!]

what if I "accidentally" pushed you off a bridge?

Oh I know, I'm just being smarmy. I'm in a bit of a salty mood cause charter was down for most of the morning.

people who don't understand what 'view' and 'kiosk' mean should probably go back to grade school just break their wrists

kid goes to the bathroom. Hear him scream HELP. Run down the hallway kick the door in. Hes puking all over the floor with his pants down. Welp see you guys later lol.

MTC, you are the apple of my eye.

 

[YAHU]

What hits are you referring to?

this case hotel photos specifically, but i've seen other people flat out say that they scammed the good sergeys which haven't been back since.

 

[YAHU]

he might never play the djembe again.

 

[DorthyZbornak]

When you finally hit your turking stride and then remember you have an appointment...See ya later!

 

[cassius]

That's probably for the best. People who think guest rooms are pools probably need to do other hits.

That reminds me of a time...I worked at an exclusive private club in town. It was a Sunday morning when I went into work after what everyone thought was a normal Saturday night. No one shot out any windows, which had happened once or killed any member's kids, which also happened. And it was early like 6AM. One of my early Sun morning members comes in and goes up the exercise area. The pool was closed for cleaning and this particular Sat night was to be refilled. The athlete guy in charge of the pool was supposed to be taking care of that. Except he wasn't, young kid, saturday night. Someone started the pool filling but didn't stay to keep an eye on it. This early morning member comes back down the rickety old elevator and this is an elderly man. He stands there in front of me and says there is water everywhere on the 4th floor locker rooms. The pool was on the fourth floor. I thanked him and since I couldn't leave my front desk position, shots in the windows, etc, couldn't leave, I made the appropriate phone calls. I think I called maintenance in first and then it went from there. I had a camera in my purse as the club's camera was else where and he took that for insurance pics. Damage was everywhere, in the beautiful conference rooms on the second floor all the way down to the kitchen. I couldn't get the pool guy in. He acted like he didn't believe me when I called. He finally came in but it may have taken a supervisor. He was gone from his job within a month.

 

[jnalleyne]

this case hotel photos specifically, but i've seen other people flat out say that they scammed the good sergeys which haven't been back since.

Damn shame...

 

[Blue]

That reminds me of a time...I worked at an exclusive private club in town. It was a Sunday morning when I went into work after what everyone thought was a normal Saturday night. No one shot out any windows, which had happened once or killed any member's kids, which also happened. And it was early like 6AM. One of my early Sun morning members comes in and goes up the exercise area. The pool was closed for cleaning and this particular Sat night was to be refilled. The athlete guy in charge of the pool was supposed to be taking care of that. Except he wasn't, young kid, saturday night. Someone started the pool filling but didn't stay to keep an eye on it. This early morning member comes back down the rickety old elevator and this is an elderly man. He stands there in front of me and says there is water everywhere on the 4th floor locker rooms. The pool was on the fourth floor. I thanked him and since I couldn't leave my front desk position, shots in the windows, etc, couldn't leave, I made the appropriate phone calls. I think I called maintenance in first and then it went from there. I had a camera in my purse as the club's camera was else where and he took that for insurance pics. Damage was everywhere, in the beautiful conference rooms on the second floor all the way down to the kitchen. I couldn't get the pool guy in. He acted like he didn't believe me when I called. He finally came in but it may have taken a supervisor. He was gone from his job within a month.

Please recall a time when you were powerless...

 

[Not A Robot]

Please recall a time when you were powerless...

cut/paste

 

[IPsoft AWS Account]

Hi, we have a small batch of paraphrasing tasks (for all the usual countries) going up in 15 minutes.

 

[Yatagarasu]

Title: Product to Interest Audit (single yes/no per HIT) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Amazon Requester Inc. - Customer Interests [A225CX8SZ86ADP] (Contact) TO: [Pay: 3.30] [Fair: 5.00] [Comm: N/A] [Fast: 4.63] [Reviews: 23] [ToS: 0] Description: Confirm labeling of products with interest (e.g. 'batman', 'sailing' etc). Single yes/no per HIT, average estimated time < 5 seconds. Time: 5 minutes HITs Available: 1548 Reward: $0.01 Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 1000; Location In CA, US; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 98;

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[loki3404]

That's probably for the best. People who think guest rooms are pools probably need to do other hits.

There was a night I had a blow up kiddie pool in my dorm apartment in college but I don't think that's what you're talking about.

 

[Pleco]

what if I "accidentally" pushed you off a bridge?

Good lord, imagine a world without @YAHU

 

[Onyxbird]

Hi Everyone

 

[Yungskell]

morning