04/03 - MaCh Speed Monday!

[C to the J]

Anonymous responses from the HIT I put up a bit ago. Some of it is a little depressing, IMO, so if you're sensitive to that kind of stuff consider that a warning.

Spoiler: The worst thing about today

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And, since I asked for everyone else's, I suppose it's only fair that I share mine.
I'm moving out of state next week and today I have to say goodbye to one of my very best friends for the last 20+ years. We've grown apart in recent years, so I know this will be the last time we see each other. That's my worst thing about today.

To everyone that did my HIT, thank you and I hope your day improves.

Who is worried about turning 30 tomorrow?
As someone who is now on their 2nd day of being 30, I can tell you it's not that bad.
Sure my teeth and hair have started falling out but other than that it's smooth sailing. :thumbup:

 

[Leon Powalski]

Not a good one, have some izza: instead.

 

[ccmet121]

These aren't the 5's I was hoping would post today.

 

[KnockoutTurk]

Title: Academic Study on Decision Making. Additional bonus payment! | PANDA Requester: Decision Lab [A2IIXTUW4AIQI7] (TO) TO Ratings: No TO (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Answer an academic survey and make decisions. You can also earn a bonus payment up to $5. The survey will take around 10-15 minutes. Time: 2 hours Hits Available: 1 Reward: $0.25 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is greater than 0; HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 90; Location is one of: CA, US

 

[SarahAshlee90]

Title: Please verify that the labels describes the paragraphs. | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Newry Corp [A28SVYNR1UIGXL] (Contact) TO 1: Not Available TO 2: Not Available Description: Please verify that the labels describes the paragraphs. Time: 20 minutes HITs Available: 500 Reward: $0.20 Qualifications: Masters has been granted; Total approved HITs is greater than 5000;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.20.18​

These are...ehhh, ok. You can skim pretty fast but there's still a lot of reading. Averaging about 1:30 per, so not fantastic

These were amazing before they put that red qual at the bottom. The first day they posted I made quite a bit in a short time,

 

[It's Gamera!]

Who is worried about turning 30 tomorrow?
As someone who is now on their 2nd day of being 30, I can tell you it's not that bad.
Sure my teeth and hair have started falling out but other than that it's smooth sailing. :thumbup:

Don't sweat it. 30s are the point where you realize how much of a living car wreck you were in your 20s, and you'll use that experience to start making sound judgments that will follow you through your 40s at which point you'll realize how much of an idiot you were in your 30s. Then you can start making really big boy decisions, like investing in a Mustang and conservative political campaigns.

 

[C to the J]

These aren't the 5's I was hoping would post today.

Pretty dreadful morning.
I'm happy to have the option of doing this shitwork.

 

[T. Leela]

I'm so proud. (also wth heck is this mr. beekeeper?)

Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

You are receiving this email because a requester has granted you the following qualification:

Qualification: YOU ALREADY GOT YOURS
Requester: Tjololo
Qualification Value: 100

For more information about this qualification, please contact the requester directly.

Sincerely,
Amazon Mechanical Turk
https://www.mturk.com

 

[loki3404]

Who is worried about turning 30 tomorrow?
As someone who is now on their 2nd day of being 30, I can tell you it's not that bad.
Sure my teeth and hair have started falling out but other than that it's smooth sailing. :thumbup:

30 was underwhelming.

31 was actually pretty cool. I was convinced that being in my 30s didn't matter.

32 has left me a shell of my former self; constantly yelling at kids on my imaginary lawn.

 

[Tjololo]

I'm so proud. (also wth heck is this mr. beekeeper?)

Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

You are receiving this email because a requester has granted you the following qualification:

Qualification: YOU ALREADY GOT YOURS
Requester: Tjololo
Qualification Value: 100

For more information about this qualification, please contact the requester directly.

Sincerely,
Amazon Mechanical Turk
https://www.mturk.com

I'm going to be putting up a consolation hit for everyone who tried my April Fool's hit today. This is the qual I'm using for it

 

[Kallee]

Title: Mining or Sabotage (Decision-Making Game) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: HINL [A372VF8C4PEU98] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.25] [Fast: 4.97] [Comm: 4.20] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 65] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Description: Play a mining game/decision-making task! (approx. 25 minutes | Bonus based on performance) Time: 1 hour HITs Available: 3 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: hinl_comp DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 50; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location EqualTo US;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.20.18​

 

[T. Leela]

I'm going to be putting up a consolation hit for everyone who tried my April Fool's hit today. This is the qual I'm using for it

oh lol sorry that was kind of impolite. I didn't know you'd actually read that :embarrased:
ok cool i was just happy to get a qual.

 

[Pleco]

30 was underwhelming.

31 was actually pretty cool. I was convinced that being in my 30s didn't matter.

32 has left me a shell of my former self; constantly yelling at kids on my imaginary lawn.

33 is going to be real rough I think. I'm constantly going to be comparing my achievements to that of Jesus at the age he died. At the very least I gotta get my shit together and start wearing sandals everywhere I go.

 

[emily]

Slept in this morning... How's the day going... Did the Zoltars return this morning?

 

[Turkster]

33 is going to be real rough I think. I'm constantly going to be comparing my achievements to that of Jesus at the age he died. At the very least I gotta get my shit together and start wearing sandals everywhere I go.

Become a carpenter....who wears sandals. I turn 35 on June 24th.

 

[loki3404]

33 is going to be real rough I think. I'm constantly going to be comparing my achievements to that of Jesus at the age he died. At the very least I gotta get my shit together and start wearing sandals everywhere I go.

It's funny because I see the idea of wearing sandals everywhere as one of the bright sides of giving up.

 

[T. Leela]

It's funny because I see the idea of wearing sandals everywhere as one of the bright sides of giving up.

only if you were them with socks.

 

[Turkster]

It's funny because I see the idea of wearing sandals everywhere as one of the bright sides of giving up.

That and sweat pants lol.

 

[Deleted member 526]

33 is going to be real rough I think. I'm constantly going to be comparing my achievements to that of Jesus at the age he died. At the very least I gotta get my shit together and start wearing sandals everywhere I go.

alexander the great died at age 32. idk what this means but I'm older than you and just happy I have a candy bar rn.

 

[Roscoe E Goldchain]

@Jaded these popped up again in the batch lol