05/03 - Wondering if it's Wednesday

[Squatty]

Is it technically possible for humans to mate with other species? I'd like to create a super race.

No, the DNA is too different now.
We did at one time breed with other Homo species before we killed them all.

 

[aveline]

Just so people know. I will answer most questions no matter how stupid or asinine they are, just because I never know when someone really doesn't know something.

Why is Zelda always saving the princess?

 

[Not A Robot]

It has happened one time. A woman preformed oral and then was stabbed in the stomach.

What? Now I'm just plain confused.

 

[LlamaRhama]

There was something on the radio this morning about him and the 7 meals he eats throughout the day. None of which includes pizza or tacos or cake.

 

[Squatty]

Why is Zelda always saving the princess?

Zelda is the princess

 

[basketcasey]

It has happened one time. A woman preformed oral and then was stabbed in the stomach.

 

[LlamaRhama]

It has happened one time. A woman preformed oral and then was stabbed in the stomach.

I feel like this is an episode of Grey's Anatomy

 

[Roscoe E Goldchain]

Time?

I'll let ya know if I catch it

 

[Jaded]

Why is Zelda always saving the princess?

Fiance gets soooo pissed when I do this. It's just so awesome.

 

[Vanyanka]

Why doesn't Peach have some kind of security force in place?

 

[MerryLou]

Time?

"The PDF has 25 pages, each with 4 legislative district shapes on them. Print out these pages, and cut each page into 4 squares. When cutting, make sure that each shape is kept with its corresponding identifying label. Then rank these from most compact to least compact, according to your own best judgment. We have many individuals performing this task, and the more your ranks are similar to others’, the better you have done."

Yeah so, whoever wants the $12 "Ranking legislative districts by how compact they are", it's all yours.

"forever"

 

[Deleted member 481]

Can't believe I'm up so early. Truly incredible.

 

[C to the J]

It has happened one time. A woman preformed oral and then was stabbed in the stomach.

Think I saw that on LiveLeak.

 

[Not A Robot]

@Squatty is so wise.

 

[Kerek]

Fiance gets soooo pissed when I do this. It's just so awesome.

We get it, you have cats named Zelda and Fiance.

 

[Jaded]

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dunno not old enough

 

[Sondi]

From Halsted Strategy group;

"For the time being, the raffle chance is the only reward for taking the
survey. Hopefully this will change in time...as we know that people are
trying to make ends meet.

If you send me your MTurk ID, I'll try to send a bonus for you."

 

[Jaded]

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[Pleco]

Just so people know. I will answer most questions no matter how stupid or asinine they are, just because I never know when someone really doesn't know something.

Do storks have any sort of medical training, certification or anything? It seems kinda weird we trusted a bunch of birds with the next generation of humans when birds are notorious assholes.

 

[Squatty]

What? Now I'm just plain confused.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/teen-girl-vagina-pregnant-sperm-survival-oral-sex/story?id=9732562