05/03 - Wondering if it's Wednesday

[T. Leela]

Gah! Watch that five minute timer.

Hey thanks for the warning! Also maybe can you post this warning 3 times if it comes up again so it might possibly sink in?
Thanks so much, have some requester messaging to do.

 

[Kerek]

I wish I could delete mturk tbh fam

But then I'd have to get a job.

 

[basketcasey]

Title: Create Microsoft Visio or PowerPoint | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: marsonjas [AJMFTG901LDG2] (Contact) TO 1: Not Available TO 2: Not Available Description: Create a block diagram in Microsoft Visio or PowerPoint based on given image of diagram. Requires PowerPoint or Visio Time: 4 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: None;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.10​

If I could create Powerpoint I wouldn't sell the idea for $2

Who can't create their own fucking PowerPoint? It's 2017.

 

[Spicy Unagi]

Today's been a weird day. I feel like I'm moving in slow motion.

 

[T. Leela]

You must have missed all of their craptastical hits lately.

To nominate this as new word of the year:
http://www.americandialect.org/woty

 

[T. Leela]

Today's been a weird day. I feel like I'm moving in slow motion.

(you are under water.)

 

[Jaded]

Today's been a weird day. I feel like I'm moving in slow motion.

those days are the worst

 

[mypaperheart]

Who can't create their own fucking PowerPoint? It's 2017.

Me

 

[Kliq]

Who can't create their own fucking PowerPoint? It's 2017.

Probably not a matter of the skill, but it's simply not worth their time when they can pay peanuts for the work.

 

[Rerun]

Who can't create their own fucking PowerPoint? It's 2017.

I also can't grow a beard.

I'm a failure as a human being, I know.

 

[JenniLeigh]

I also can't grow a beard.

I'm a failure as a human being, I know.

You are just really stuck on that beard thing this week.

 

[basketcasey]

You are just really stuck on that beard thing this week.

I have him a complex

 

[Mr. Krabs]

Title: Answer a scientific survey about platform design (10 min) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Alexander Frey [A3KUENQH8U9E16] (Contact) TO 1: Not Available TO 2: [Rate: $10.71/hr] [Pen: -- days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: 100% of 1] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Description: An academic study on platform design in the Sharing Economy. Our research focus is to understand user's needs to derive improvements for platform design. This study focuses on Sharing Economy services. Time: 25 minutes HITs Available: 2 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 98; Total approved HITs GreaterThan 50;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.10​

 

[basketcasey]

I also can't grow a beard.

I'm a failure as a human being, I know.

Nor can I.

 

[Jaded]

I also can't grow a beard.

I'm a failure as a human being, I know.

What if you can't grow a beard because it would be an evil beard that took over your brain and made you into a super villain that destroyed all the kittens in the world?

 

[Rerun]

You are just really stuck on that beard thing this week.

It's one of the few things I know about @basketcasey.

I take something and I run it into the ground. That's me.

 

[Michele]

good morning

 

[It's Gamera!]

Today's been a weird day. I feel like I'm moving in slow motion.

This is roughly how all my days end up.

 

[basketcasey]

What if you can't grow a beard because it would be an evil beard that took over your brain and made you into a super villain that destroyed all the kittens in the world?

Can you holla at Disney with this?

 

[Spicy Unagi]

those days are the worst

I feel as though I've been so productive today, but my PE says otherwise. Every time I've looked at the clock, another hour flies by. Before I know it, it'll be time for bed.