05/22 - Meerkat Monday!

[basketcasey]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I've got four sisters
and
I'm not interested in sisters

Um, she's not your sister.

 

[Vanyanka]

Someone tell me this isn't a joke!!!!!!!


Congratulations! You have qualified as a Master on Mechanical Turk. This achievement reflects your demonstrated accuracy in completing HITs. Please note you must maintain high HIT accuracy or risk losing this qualification.

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Kudos on earning the Masters distinction!

Sincerely,
The Mechanical Turk Team

No joke! Congratulations, my girly.

 

[Kat8mouse]

Someone tell me this isn't a joke!!!!!!!


Congratulations! You have qualified as a Master on Mechanical Turk. This achievement reflects your demonstrated accuracy in completing HITs. Please note you must maintain high HIT accuracy or risk losing this qualification.

Mechanical Turk Masters enjoy these special benefits:
• Access to HITs that require a Masters qualification.
• No more CAPTCHAs! That's right; we've removed the CAPTCHA for Masters on ALL of the HITs you complete.

Kudos on earning the Masters distinction!

Sincerely,
The Mechanical Turk Team

Not a joke

 

[It's Gamera!]

I'm a turtle, I'm slow.

Speak for yourself. I can go mach 3.

 

[lobo925]

@TissueHime

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[Deleted member 526]

uber master is back to turk. going to get all the good ones really fast before anyone else.

 

[Kerek]

Speak for yourself. I can go mach 3.

 

[Jharkan]

mturk has really been slowing down at like 10pm lately...

 

[Peachy]

Oh shit I feel like a dick now

 

[Rerun]

Oh shit I feel like a dick now

Peachy, I'm trying REALLY hard to be nice to you, but you keep setting me up for comebacks!!

 

[Vanyanka]

uber master is back to turk. going to get all the good ones really fast before anyone else.

That was some fast coffee drinking.

 

[humbleturker]

Title: Ethical Climate and Job Performance | PANDA Requester: Joon-Hee Oh [A2LJ509WMUOOG5] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 1.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.50 Generosity ★★★★★ 3.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 1.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 5 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Read the questions in the questionnaire. Select an option that describes your opinion best or provide relevant information in the space provide in the questionnaire. Time: 20 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Masters has been granted;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 80;Location is US

Title: Answer a survey about your emotional intelligence and commitment to nonprofit work. | PANDA Requester: Tabitha Brewster [AGLD260C6XZL7] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 1.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 2.33 Generosity ★★★★★ 0.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 0.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 3 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Give us your opinion about nonprofit work and commitment to the work. Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Masters has been granted

Title: Answer a survey about Instagram in relationships | PANDA Requester: Joseph Schwartz [AW5UFXB3HBJ4G] (TO) TO Ratings: TO Unavailable Submit a new TO review Description: Tell us about the role Instagram plays in your romantic relationships and friendships Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Masters has been granted

Title: Negotiation study | PANDA Requester: Jun Gu [A1B7I16IN9EU3G] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.38 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 9 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: You will read about a negotiation scenario and answer a few questions Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Masters has been granted;Location is US

Title: Strategies of Deception Questionnaire | PANDA Requester: Brianna Verigin [A1N0POWESUFC9D] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.33 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 1.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 3 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Are you interested in deception? Help us find out how people lie in daily life and in the context of investigative interviews. Time: 45 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.75 Qualifications: Masters has been granted

Title: A survey about sexuality | PANDA Requester: Mike Parent [A1J9TLM8Y1KKP1] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 3.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.79 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.67 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.67 Promptness Number of Reviews: 19 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Please complete this survey about sexual behavior Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.50 Qualifications: Masters has been granted;HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 98;Location is US

Title: most recent non-marital breakup experiences (WARNING: This HIT may contain adult content. Worker discretion is advised.) | PANDA Requester: Tara DeLecce [A2WMY1VJUGCTWW] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 4.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.29 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.20 Fairness ★★★★★ 3.80 Promptness Number of Reviews: 9 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Answer questions surrounding your experiences right before and right after your most recent non-marital breakup Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.50 Qualifications: Masters has been granted;Adult Content Qualification is 1

Title: Gaysian | PANDA Requester: CHUJIE QIAN [AQ3ZM6M6PTBMI] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 5.00 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 2 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Give us your opinion about a case scenario Time: 15 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Masters has been granted;Location is US

 

[Deleted member 526]

Title: Ethical Climate and Job Performance | PANDA Requester: Joon-Hee Oh [A2LJ509WMUOOG5] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 1.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.50 Generosity ★★★★★ 3.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 1.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 5 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Read the questions in the questionnaire. Select an option that describes your opinion best or provide relevant information in the space provide in the questionnaire. Time: 20 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Masters has been granted;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 80;Location is US

Title: Answer a survey about your emotional intelligence and commitment to nonprofit work. | PANDA Requester: Tabitha Brewster [AGLD260C6XZL7] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 1.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 2.33 Generosity ★★★★★ 0.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 0.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 3 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Give us your opinion about nonprofit work and commitment to the work. Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Masters has been granted

Title: Answer a survey about Instagram in relationships | PANDA Requester: Joseph Schwartz [AW5UFXB3HBJ4G] (TO) TO Ratings: TO Unavailable Submit a new TO review Description: Tell us about the role Instagram plays in your romantic relationships and friendships Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Masters has been granted

Title: Negotiation study | PANDA Requester: Jun Gu [A1B7I16IN9EU3G] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.38 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 9 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: You will read about a negotiation scenario and answer a few questions Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Masters has been granted;Location is US

Title: Strategies of Deception Questionnaire | PANDA Requester: Brianna Verigin [A1N0POWESUFC9D] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.33 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 1.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 3 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Are you interested in deception? Help us find out how people lie in daily life and in the context of investigative interviews. Time: 45 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.75 Qualifications: Masters has been granted

Title: A survey about sexuality | PANDA Requester: Mike Parent [A1J9TLM8Y1KKP1] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 3.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.79 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.67 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.67 Promptness Number of Reviews: 19 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Please complete this survey about sexual behavior Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.50 Qualifications: Masters has been granted;HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 98;Location is US

Title: most recent non-marital breakup experiences (WARNING: This HIT may contain adult content. Worker discretion is advised.) | PANDA Requester: Tara DeLecce [A2WMY1VJUGCTWW] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 4.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.29 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.20 Fairness ★★★★★ 3.80 Promptness Number of Reviews: 9 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Answer questions surrounding your experiences right before and right after your most recent non-marital breakup Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.50 Qualifications: Masters has been granted;Adult Content Qualification is 1

Title: Gaysian | PANDA Requester: CHUJIE QIAN [AQ3ZM6M6PTBMI] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 5.00 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 2 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Give us your opinion about a case scenario Time: 15 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Masters has been granted;Location is US

the last 2 in the row are good. the rest no but that's just my opinion.

 

[T. Leela]

y'all are weird.

 

[ducky]

don't keep me waiting @MerryLou i need to know

 

[Vanyanka]

Title: Ethical Climate and Job Performance | PANDA Requester: Joon-Hee Oh [A2LJ509WMUOOG5] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 1.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.50 Generosity ★★★★★ 3.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 1.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 5 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Read the questions in the questionnaire. Select an option that describes your opinion best or provide relevant information in the space provide in the questionnaire. Time: 20 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Masters has been granted;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 80;Location is US

Title: Answer a survey about your emotional intelligence and commitment to nonprofit work. | PANDA Requester: Tabitha Brewster [AGLD260C6XZL7] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 1.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 2.33 Generosity ★★★★★ 0.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 0.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 3 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Give us your opinion about nonprofit work and commitment to the work. Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Masters has been granted

Title: Answer a survey about Instagram in relationships | PANDA Requester: Joseph Schwartz [AW5UFXB3HBJ4G] (TO) TO Ratings: TO Unavailable Submit a new TO review Description: Tell us about the role Instagram plays in your romantic relationships and friendships Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Masters has been granted

Title: Negotiation study | PANDA Requester: Jun Gu [A1B7I16IN9EU3G] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.38 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 9 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: You will read about a negotiation scenario and answer a few questions Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Masters has been granted;Location is US

Title: Strategies of Deception Questionnaire | PANDA Requester: Brianna Verigin [A1N0POWESUFC9D] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.33 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 1.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 3 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Are you interested in deception? Help us find out how people lie in daily life and in the context of investigative interviews. Time: 45 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.75 Qualifications: Masters has been granted

Title: A survey about sexuality | PANDA Requester: Mike Parent [A1J9TLM8Y1KKP1] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 3.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.79 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.67 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.67 Promptness Number of Reviews: 19 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Please complete this survey about sexual behavior Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.50 Qualifications: Masters has been granted;HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 98;Location is US

Title: most recent non-marital breakup experiences (WARNING: This HIT may contain adult content. Worker discretion is advised.) | PANDA Requester: Tara DeLecce [A2WMY1VJUGCTWW] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 4.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.29 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.20 Fairness ★★★★★ 3.80 Promptness Number of Reviews: 9 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Answer questions surrounding your experiences right before and right after your most recent non-marital breakup Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.50 Qualifications: Masters has been granted;Adult Content Qualification is 1

Title: Gaysian | PANDA Requester: CHUJIE QIAN [AQ3ZM6M6PTBMI] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 5.00 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 2 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Give us your opinion about a case scenario Time: 15 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Masters has been granted;Location is US

Most of these are just terrible. Bad!

 

[ccmet121]

 

[C to the J]

Title: Ethical Climate and Job Performance | PANDA Requester: Joon-Hee Oh [A2LJ509WMUOOG5] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 1.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.50 Generosity ★★★★★ 3.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 1.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 5 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Read the questions in the questionnaire. Select an option that describes your opinion best or provide relevant information in the space provide in the questionnaire. Time: 20 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Masters has been granted;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 80;Location is US

Title: Answer a survey about your emotional intelligence and commitment to nonprofit work. | PANDA Requester: Tabitha Brewster [AGLD260C6XZL7] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 1.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 2.33 Generosity ★★★★★ 0.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 0.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 3 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Give us your opinion about nonprofit work and commitment to the work. Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Masters has been granted

Title: Answer a survey about Instagram in relationships | PANDA Requester: Joseph Schwartz [AW5UFXB3HBJ4G] (TO) TO Ratings: TO Unavailable Submit a new TO review Description: Tell us about the role Instagram plays in your romantic relationships and friendships Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Masters has been granted

Title: Negotiation study | PANDA Requester: Jun Gu [A1B7I16IN9EU3G] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.38 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 9 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: You will read about a negotiation scenario and answer a few questions Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Masters has been granted;Location is US

Title: Strategies of Deception Questionnaire | PANDA Requester: Brianna Verigin [A1N0POWESUFC9D] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.33 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 1.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 3 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Are you interested in deception? Help us find out how people lie in daily life and in the context of investigative interviews. Time: 45 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.75 Qualifications: Masters has been granted

Title: A survey about sexuality | PANDA Requester: Mike Parent [A1J9TLM8Y1KKP1] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 3.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.79 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.67 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.67 Promptness Number of Reviews: 19 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Please complete this survey about sexual behavior Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.50 Qualifications: Masters has been granted;HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 98;Location is US

Title: most recent non-marital breakup experiences (WARNING: This HIT may contain adult content. Worker discretion is advised.) | PANDA Requester: Tara DeLecce [A2WMY1VJUGCTWW] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 4.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.29 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.20 Fairness ★★★★★ 3.80 Promptness Number of Reviews: 9 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Answer questions surrounding your experiences right before and right after your most recent non-marital breakup Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.50 Qualifications: Masters has been granted;Adult Content Qualification is 1

Title: Gaysian | PANDA Requester: CHUJIE QIAN [AQ3ZM6M6PTBMI] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 5.00 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 2 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Give us your opinion about a case scenario Time: 15 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Masters has been granted;Location is US

And off to make goal I go.

 

[Deleted member 526]

Most of these are just terrible. Bad!

Title: Name these Bitmoji | PANDA Requester: Justin Purnell [A1ARBDATR9X94E] (TO) TO Ratings: ????? 1.00 Communicativity ????? 1.00 Generosity ????? 1.00 Fairness ????? 1.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 3 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Please view and provide a name and three tags for an image Time: 60 seconds Hits Available: 9540 Reward: $0.01 Qualifications: Masters has been granted

 

[Drwho10]

Title: Name these Bitmoji | PANDA Requester: Justin Purnell [A1ARBDATR9X94E] (TO) TO Ratings: ????? 1.00 Communicativity ????? 1.00 Generosity ????? 1.00 Fairness ????? 1.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 3 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Please view and provide a name and three tags for an image Time: 60 seconds Hits Available: 9540 Reward: $0.01 Qualifications: Masters has been granted