05/22 - Meerkat Monday!

[klingeemonster]

Never forget where you came from.

Sure I'm ditching my old, poor friends. I'm giving away my dog on Craigslist and getting a better one that's not from a shelter. I don't talk to my family anymore they make me sick.

But my Costco membership will remind me of my roots.

You never know, it could come in handy.

 

[basketcasey]

darling dork

Yes you're yummy.

 

[JenniLeigh]

Now maybe the one chick with the nice assets will go out with you... Careful women are known to throw themselves at men with masters. Gold diggers everywhere

I called you Daddy LONG before you had Masters, you phony.

 

[Cmoney]

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[Drwho10]

Sure seems like a lot of strong, independent ladies got some masters of their own today...

I don't think the one he's had his eye on at costco has it Careful @basketcasey the non masters men will be throwing themselves at you too

 

[Pleco]

I didn't say I liked it on me.

 

[Blue]

I look forward to you everyday. Just to see a word I've never heard. before.

Brace yourself, man. Winter is coming.

 

[Vanyanka]

Sure seems like a lot of strong, independent ladies got some masters of their own today...

Crazy Casey completely cuckolds creeps.

 

[Jaded]

This reminds me, @Jaded ... today I asked what kind of pizza my husband wanted and he said the "meat lovers" and guess what I automatically said back to him.

oh my gosh.

 

[Rerun]

Now maybe the one chick with the nice assets will go out with you...

"Nice assets"? Like she has a lot of free Robinhood stocks??

 

[K'Lee]

Calling it a night. Peace. Make that $$$$. See you tomorrow.

 

[tricker]

Sure seems like a lot of strong, independent ladies got some masters of their own today...

Not all of us! I'll still take a boy toy with Masters who will support me!

 

[basketcasey]

You never know, it could come in handy.

 

[Rerun]

Sure seems like a lot of strong, independent ladies got some masters of their own today...

*AND* you got it, too!

 

[basketcasey]

Not all of us! I'll still take a boy toy with Masters who will support me!

I will be your sugar momma.

 

[tricker]

I will be your sugar momma.

I am super open to that! lol.

I don't have a masters. But I do own real estate. wink wink.

 

[Jaded]

I didn't say I liked it on me.

I bet it looks nice :O

 

[JenniLeigh]

Not all of us! I'll still take a boy toy with Masters who will support me!

Maybe that's hat I should do... find a boy toy instead of a sugar daddy...
Hmmmmm......

So, who got Masters today?

 

[Bode "Emo Barry" Miller]

Only took 375,000 HITs

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(this one serves a double purpose cc: @kryss )

 

[humbleturker]

Not all of us! I'll still take a boy toy with Masters who will support me!

How about you and me go on a date to a 2CELLOS concert?