06/24 - Sweet Saturday!

[mboone73]

This sounds like a James Bond thing, except lonelier and less exciting

Thanks for summing up my pain.

 

[lil queen trashmouth]

Thanks for summing up my pain.

Anytime, mmmboobs73

 

[turkleton]

I like to print out my best shitposts , put them in a portfolio and send them to Bazooka Joe so I can apply for a job writing jokes for them. Every year I get rejected with a note saying they're looking for higher quality material.

Damn, Bazooka Joe has higher standards then The New Yorker.

 

[Peachy]

Sun is shining, life's a beach
Because I'm riding with my Peach
If there's a lesson that I must teach:
A Peach's trust you must not breach

Love you my FruityTraveler

 

[Peachy]

Hey, even where you're married, women will still sell you out if they find it funny or they're in a bad mood.

You could grind and put a fine meal on the table, but if something shiny like a ferret catches their eye - they have a good chance of leaving you. Just the way life is. Have to grow some thick skin. It's a cold world out there. Did I say fine meal? Pounds of chicken

 

[C to the J]

Nothing wrong with a little Sega Genesis, right @C to the J? Or were you a nintendork?

I had ALL the things.
And those things are what is paying for this baby.

 

[Pippa]

I had ALL the things.
And those things are what is paying for this baby.

Worth every cent.

 

[C to the J]

Worth every cent.

I'm just surprised MFers were willing to pony up big bucks for that piece of shit Virtual Boy.

 

[lil queen trashmouth]

You could grind and put a fine meal on the table, but if something shiny like a ferret catches their eye - they have a good chance of leaving you. Just the way life is. Have to grow some thick skin. It's a cold world out there. Did I say fine meal? Pounds of chicken

I am crying

 

[lil queen trashmouth]

I'm just surprised MFers were willing to pony up big bucks for that piece of shit Virtual Boy.

That's no way to talk about your unborn daughter

 

[turkleton]

You could grind and put a fine meal on the table, but if something shiny like a ferret catches their eye - they have a good chance of leaving you. Just the way life is. Have to grow some thick skin. It's a cold world out there. Did I say fine meal? Pounds of chicken

What if you eat like this:

 

[Pippa]

I'm just surprised MFers were willing to pony up big bucks for that piece of shit Virtual Boy.

My son sold a lot of stuff not to long ago. I was shocked

 

[It's Gamera!]

I'm just surprised MFers were willing to pony up big bucks for that piece of shit Virtual Boy.

I'll never forget my one and only experience with the thing.

"Oh hey cool a demo model"

"Oh this is"

"Mom I feel sick"

 

[turkleton]

I'm just surprised MFers were willing to pony up big bucks for that piece of shit Virtual Boy.

"Collector's Item"

 

[Peachy]

What if you eat like this:

i'm a small-ish guy in real life. i'd probably die

 

[lil queen trashmouth]

What if you eat like this:

I just wanna know how much he poops.

 

[turkleton]

I just wanna know how much he poops.

If you asked him, I'm sure he'd tell. And the answer would probably shock you.

 

[Pippa]

What do y'all collect?

 

[lil queen trashmouth]

If you asked him, I'm sure he'd tell. And the answer would probably shock you.

Read this like a National Enquirer headline

 

[It's Gamera!]

I'll never forget my one and only experience with the thing.

"Oh hey cool a demo model"

"Oh this is"

"Mom I feel sick"

I still wish I hung onto my Power Glove. It's probably still be in pristine condition because as cool as fuck as it was, it was useless in equal amounts of fuck.