07/16 - Silly Sunday!

[basketcasey]

I need to start being more #turkfit again.

But hello panda cookies are technically #turkfit, right? I mean, they are pandas.

 

[mboone73]

Depends, what's the going rate? Do I get paid overtime? 401K? I expect to be paid fairly as my minion resume is pretty stacked with references and glowing recommendations.

No matter what they tell you, there are no fruit roll ups.

 

[Dan23232323]

There is no pay and you have to do whatever @basketcasey and I say. You also have to be grateful for it and call us master.

Well.. I did pass advanced groveling with flying colors in college. How about this? I'll mull it over and get back to you. If I decide to accept your offer, you'll receive an audition recording within the week.

 

[ChristopherASA]

Well.. I did pass advanced groveling with flying colors in college. How about this? I'll mull it over and get back to you. If I decide to accept your offer, you'll receive an audition recording within the week.

Well we all want to hear that recording. Must post.

 

[basketcasey]

No matter what they tell you, there are no fruit roll ups.

We have plenty of gushers though.

 

[Deleted member 526]

nuhhhhh

 

[Vanyanka]

Where is the fucking money?

I stuffed it all in a piñata. Wanna come play?

 

[charlie]

$28.01 PE so far.
$22.15 ready to transfer out with maybe $4 or $5 more in approved status.
Not a bad day all in all.

 

[jnalleyne]

I stuffed it all in a piñata. Wanna come play?

No thanks.

 

[mboone73]

We have plenty of gushers though.

I was promised Fruit roll ups and Enya. I got my own tears and Nickelback.

 

[Vanyanka]

But hello panda cookies are technically #turkfit, right? I mean, they are pandas.

Yes, but the picture I sent you belongs to my four-year-old niece. I'd feel mildly guilty eating them all.

 

[Vanyanka]

I was promised Fruit roll ups and Enya. I got my own tears and Nickelback.

It's your own fault for listening to campaign promises.

 

[Dan23232323]

Well we all want to hear that recording. Must post.

I've found that's all about two things. 1. The vocal pitch. It doesn't come across as real groveling unless you've got that alto. 2. Fear. You need to have real fear in your eyes at all times if you want to be a legitimate minion.

 

[mboone73]

It's your own fault for listening to campaign promises.

I can't argue with that.

 

[charlie]

Title: Charitable Giving & Music Events(~ 25 minutes) | PANDA Requester: Sabrina Lucke [A3IXZD2G3P98NQ] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 2.88 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 11 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Survey about charitable giving preferences and sport events Time: 2 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Exc: [53804270-50411] has not been granted;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 90;Location is one of: US

i guess I took this one already. I don't remember it.

 

[Leon Powalski]

Good afternoon, everyone. Where do these sentences come from?

Complete the sentence with a great with fart in jupiter.

 

[charlie]

Good afternoon, everyone. Where do these sentences come from?

Complete the sentence with a great with fart in jupiter.

that's hilarious. the way most of them have read, I really do think they're coming from voice input to Siri, etc.

 

[basketcasey]

Yes, but the picture I sent you belongs to my four-year-old niece. I'd feel mildly guilty eating them all.

Survival of the fittest

 

[mboone73]

Is it too early to start drinking?

 

[Deleted member 526]

Is it too early to start drinking?