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Congrats dude! Well done, kicking the habit has gotta be one of the hardest things to do. Also sorry I talk about alcohol all the time and also glorify it and also posts gifs about it.
lol, doesn't bother me a bit. Fortunately my sense of humor actually improved when I quit. :wink:
 

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Congrats dude! Well done, kicking the habit has gotta be one of the hardest things to do. Also sorry I talk about alcohol all the time and also glorify it and also posts gifs about it.
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lol, doesn't bother me a bit. Fortunately my sense of humor actually improved when I quit. :wink:
Maybe the same will happen to me if I quit drinking. Can you even imagine? I'll go from Marmaduke-level funny to maybe making it in Reader's Digest Laughter The Best Medicine section, the dream of every comedian.
 

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Maybe the same will happen to me if I quit drinking. Can you even imagine? I'll go from Marmaduke-level funny to maybe making it in Reader's Digest Laughter The Best Medicine section, the dream of every comedian.
Personal suggestion my dear friendly rat, don't quit drinking.
 
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I've been thinking about the Kraken for the last four hours or so. If I were to actually see the Kraken, that would be an awe-inspiring experience, and I might feel a oneness with all of reality, but I would definitely have some good answers to some future surveys. (FYI: I don't "STRONGLY DISBELIEVE" in the Kraken. I am perfectly willing to believe. And that's just how I talk. This has NOTHING to do with any surveys.)
I know, that you know, that we know, that they know, what we know. We're a knowledgeable family here.
 

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Maybe the same will happen to me if I quit drinking. Can you even imagine? I'll go from Marmaduke-level funny to maybe making it in Reader's Digest Laughter The Best Medicine section, the dream of every comedian.
Honestly, you're probably the most consistently genuinely funny person on this forum.
 
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get a dime
Ummm, what if you can't read them,lol.
 

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Title: Investigating Semantic Representations(~ 17 minutes) | PANDA
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but do you know what I know?
I'm not saying I know what you know, I'm saying I know that Banshees may or may not scare the fairies back under the mushrooms in my yard at night. just saying. Also, PSA, don't tell your little girl that fairies live under said mushrooms and then mow the yard at any point in time thereafter if any mushrooms are present.
 
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I'm not saying I know what you know, I'm saying I know that Banshees may or may not scare the fairies back under the mushrooms in my yard at night. just saying. Also, PSA, don't tell your little girl that fairies live under said mushrooms and then mow the yard at any point in time thereafter if any mushrooms are present.
Was she horrified? That's terrible ='(

Also not sure why a Banshee would scare the fairies back under the mushrooms, since she's basically Queen Fairy, they'd probably come out to help.
 

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ehhh IDK now that I see the details it looks like poop on a stick
 
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Ever since they moved the playback speed to the right they have been f'd
 
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Was she horrified? That's terrible ='(

Also not sure why a Banshee would scare the fairies back under the mushrooms, since she's basically Queen Fairy, they'd probably come out to help.
Damn, harshin my mellow there,lol. but now that you mention it...
 
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