12/02 - Smooth Saturday!

[SAJ]

I know simple biology may confuse you, but I have the dick... you have the dick holster so maybe you should follow the advice of the above gif.

I died.

The end

 

[Vanyanka]

I know simple biology may confuse you, but I have the dick... you have the dick holster so maybe you should follow the advice of the above gif.

Honey, you can have both a dick AND a dick holster...

 

[SAJ]

Honey, you can have both a dick AND a dick holster...

And I died again.

The end

 

[SAJ]

So last night I went and bought a slow cooker. Never used one before and omg.... I just pulled my pork from over night and I am fkn sold on the slow cooker way!

 

[jan]

Honey, you can have both a dick AND a dick holster...

Do you believe in reincarnation? Cause......

 

[Tandem In Time]

I know simple biology may confuse you, but I have the dick... you have the dick holster so maybe you should follow the advice of the above gif.

With a bonus special guest appearance by a young @Kadauchi

 

[C to the J]

Honey, you can have both a dick AND a dick holster...

Name one dude cooler than Tom Savini.

Protip: You can't.

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[SAJ]

Name one dude cooler than Tom Savini.

Protip: You can't.

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JFC guys this is 3 times I died in 10 minutes.

 

[Serial Mom]

JFC guys this is 3 times I died in 10 minutes.

If you're dead now, I call dibs on that slowcooker of pulled pork.

 

[SAJ]

If you're dead now, I call dibs on that slowcooker of pulled pork.

 

[SarahAshlee90]

Hey guys, please dont get political here its not allowed, this is just a simple question.
I was just wondering if the tax bill that was just passed, still has us paying the "self-employment tax". This is the tax where we have to pay for social security and medicare twice, since we're considered both employer and employee? I cant find it when I search.

 

[InfiniteChanges]

With a bonus special guest appearance by a young @Kadauchi

I love when people try to correct something, and there by miss the joke that was being made. ::clap clap::

 

[SAJ]

Hey guys, please dont get political here its not allowed, this is just a simple question.
I was just wondering if the tax bill that was just passed, still has us paying the "self-employment tax". This is the tax where we have to pay for social security and medicare twice, since we're considered both employer and employee? I cant find it when I search.

 

[Serial Mom]

Hey guys, please dont get political here its not allowed, this is just a simple question.
I was just wondering if the tax bill that was just passed, still has us paying the "self-employment tax". This is the tax where we have to pay for social security and medicare twice, since we're considered both employer and employee? I cant find it when I search.

I think this is something a tax professional can answer.

 

[SAJ]

Hey guys, please dont get political here its not allowed, this is just a simple question.
I was just wondering if the tax bill that was just passed, still has us paying the "self-employment tax". This is the tax where we have to pay for social security and medicare twice, since we're considered both employer and employee? I cant find it when I search.

from what I have seen so far it is a jumbled mess of documents right now with chicken scratch all over it so kind of unreadable in it's current form.

I know I am of no help but that is what kept me from reading through all of it

 

[C to the J]

Hey guys, please dont get political here its not allowed, this is just a simple question.
I was just wondering if the tax bill that was just passed, still has us paying the "self-employment tax". This is the tax where we have to pay for social security and medicare twice, since we're considered both employer and employee? I cant find it when I search.

You don't have to pay taxes.

 

[SarahAshlee90]

You don't have to pay taxes.

I get killed with taxes doing this for a living, as do you. Every search I've done to try an answer this simple question leads me to some bs article on why one party is great and the other one sucks. Its annoying.

 

[C to the J]

I get killed with taxes doing this for a living, as do you. Every search I've done to try an answer this simple question leads me to some bs article on why one party is great and the other one sucks. Its annoying.

Nah I've started pumping out kids for a reason.

 

[Serial Mom]

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[SAJ]

Nah I've started pumping out kids for a reason.

Wanna stay over tonight?