12/29 - Forget 2017 Friday!

[Kat8mouse]

y'all, I just about had a heartattack. I stepped right outside (like less than 2 feet from the front door) to let the dog go potty and my son locked me out, then wouldn't unlock it.

OMG --that's scary

 

[Vanyanka]

A friend of mine had to break her own window once to get in after her toddler son locked her out

Why is this such a common thing toddlers do?

 

[themildone]

Why is this such a common thing toddlers do?

probably because toddlers are assholes. smart assholes.

 

[Starslip]

Why is this such a common thing toddlers do?

Buttons are fun

 

[Sondi]

Why is this such a common thing toddlers do?

They are cute little jerks on a power trip

 

[Peachy]

didnt know toddlers were so stone cold

 

[themildone]

didnt know toddlers were so stone cold

one day I was singing along with the theme song to one of his tv shows. he turned to me with a blank face, shushed me, and turned back to the tv.

fucking savage, man.

 

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[Vanyanka]

didnt know toddlers were so stone cold

Little kids are essentially sociopaths. That's why they have to be so cute or we'd get rid of them.

 

[Vanyanka]

one day I was singing along with the theme song to one of his tv shows. he turned to me with a blank face, shushed me, and turned back to the tv.

fucking savage, man.

My husband was singing the alphabet song along with my nephew and my nephew stopped and said, "This is MY song!"

@whateverjill, control your child and teach him about the rules of intellectual property.

 

[savvy]

I tried to voluntarily have them repossess my car bc no dealership would take it because I'm so upside down. My car loan place wouldnt even take it because its not worth their time either....

damn that is freaking hardcore

 

[themildone]

My husband was singing the alphabet song along with my nephew and my nephew stopped and said, "This is MY song!"

@whateverjill, control your child and teach him about the rules of intellectual property.

lmao! sometimes when he wants a solo but I start singing along he'll yell "NO! 'Lijah!" and then continue. He learned that from his sassy little cousin lol

 

[rsclone]

Return the favor. (Oh, wait! How old is he?)

might not be a great idea...lady here got arrested for locking her 10yr old out and going to party

http://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/crime/article191857109.html

 

[Starslip]

My husband was singing the alphabet song along with my nephew and my nephew stopped and said, "This is MY song!"

@whateverjill, control your child and teach him about the rules of intellectual property.

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[El Pablo]

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That would get @aveline treating me like a Handsome Guy.

 

[Starslip]

 

[kryss]

That would get @aveline treating me like a Handsome Guy.

ha!

 

[aveline]

That would get @aveline treating me like a Handsome Guy.

lol, I don't think you need to worry about that....

Oh! You mean that guy from last night. Yeah, you're probably right.

 

[El Pablo]

lol, I don't think you need to worry about that....

Oh! You mean that guy from last night. Yeah, you're probably right.

ha ha ha, wait...what?