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I never knew anyone to encounter a black widow but a neighbor lady got messed up by a brown recluse that must have bit her lip in her sleep. That was nasty. We did have a coral snake removed from our garden shed once, I am deathly petrified of snakes and there was zero chance I was messing with her.Yeah, none of those things really bother me. I'm always the guy that they get to deal with stuff like that. Not because I'm a big strong man, I just don't have that healthy dose of fear that keeps most people alive. I foolishly laugh in the face of danger! I wish I could monetize my idiocy! Black widows are a bit creepy because they're so small.
Don't worry. Bigfoot's not that interested in you.
Are you really, like, smart? Maybe you're a stable genius. I heard that's a good thing to be.