02/12 - Macaron Monday

[Devil_Dawg]

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best bullshit story I ever read

 

[C to the J]

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wat

 

[Starslip]

Title: Language and Emotion(~ 10 minutes) | Accept Requester: Wallis Slater [A3HZEWZ94GIPOU] Contact TV: No Reviews TO: No Reviews TO2: No Reviews Reward: $1.00 Duration: 1 hour Available: 1 Description: This is a TWO part survey that explores the relationship between language and emotions. Participants will be asked to listen to an AUDIO recording, so please ensure that you have access to headphones or can listen to audio aloud. Part 2 will take place 48 hours after the completion of part 1. You will be paid $1 for completion of part 1 and $1 for completion of part 2. Requirements: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 1000; Exc: [-309136608-73911] DoesNotExist; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90; Location In US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.10​

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5 minutes, followup in 2 days

 

[Bliss]

Title: Play games in a group | Accept Requester: CCI [A351121OZ1978E] Contact TV: No Reviews TO: [Pay: 3.78] [Fast: 4.92] [Comm: 5.00] [Fair: 4.57] [Reviews: 19] [ToS: 0] TO2: No Reviews Reward: $6.65 Duration: 2 hours Available: 10 Description: You'll work on a wide set of tasks together with a group of other MTurk workers Requirements: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90; Location EqualTo US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.10​

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[It's Gamera!]

God bless the Heartbreak Kid and his copypastas.

 

[Starslip]

wat

I know. Only six of the seven continents? Way to not commit, @Kliq

 

[Bliss]

Title: Chat with me about a movie! | Accept Requester: NIPS Conv AI 2017 [AM8OECJ44AJ6N] Contact TV: No Reviews TO: [Pay: 3.33] [Fast: 4.33] [Comm: 4.00] [Fair: 4.17] [Reviews: 12] [ToS: 0] TO2: No Reviews Reward: $2.00 Duration: 2 hours Available: 1 Description: In this task, you will be paired with another Mechanical Turk user and have a conversation with the user about a particular movie. Requirements: Location NotEqualTo PK; Location NotEqualTo NP; Location NotEqualTo IN; Location NotEqualTo BD [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.10​

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[Bolbor]

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[cb456]

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I can't help but believe this entirely. its just too specific to be false.

 

[C to the J]

God bless the Heartbreak Kid and his copypastas.

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[Devil_Dawg]

Title: Complete a short 1-2 minute survey about consumer products | PANDA Requester: Donald Lichtenstein [AKND1H9L9KUC0] (TO) TO Ratings: TO Unavailable Submit a new TO review Description: Answer a few questions about products Time: 3600 HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.25 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 95;Location EqualTo US

Don't know anything about the hit, just like the name of the requester

 

[GoldenTemple]

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[It's Gamera!]

Is Popeye's still selling those Ghost Pepper Wings? I think I'm going to toddle off and do that.

 

[rsclone]

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Antartica isn't really a continent anyway...

 

[stuffalleysays]

LOL, dude was lucky, had it been a Marine dude would have been blanket partied hard

I love the rivalry. My first husband was a marine my current husband was in the army. I have seen both cultures up close and personal. Even had the pleasure of the Australian Marines (equivelant) being on base in Kaneohe back in early 90's, they were fun!

 

[Jaded]

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little turker? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the turk mines, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Amazon headquarters, and I've completed over 300 confirmed HITS. I am trained in panda warfare and I’m the top earner in the entire worker pool. You are nothing to me but just another survey taker. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on the forum? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pandas across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can complete a hit in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in posting gifs, but I have access to the entire arsenal of mturkcrowd and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the interwebs, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

S this gonna be like last time someone posted an edited version of this and someone is gonna get mad cause they don't know what it id?

 

[C to the J]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little turker? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the turk mines, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Amazon headquarters, and I've completed over 300 confirmed HITS. I am trained in panda warfare and I’m the top earner in the entire worker pool. You are nothing to me but just another survey taker. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on the forum? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pandas across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can complete a hit in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in posting gifs, but I have access to the entire arsenal of mturkcrowd and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the interwebs, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I started to do the Rick and Morty one before realizing how much time I was wasting and then decided to get back to work.

 

[Devil_Dawg]

I started to do the Rick and Morty one before realizing how much time I was wasting and then decided to get back to work.

Princess looking at you ain't she bro? you can just nod

 

[Binxybaby]

I have half of an energy drink on my desk and my boss asked if I want coffee and I said yes..... What is wrong with me?!

 

[Starslip]

I started to do the Rick and Morty one before realizing how much time I was wasting and then decided to get back to work.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand turking...