I was smiling because I finally learned I could whistle. I gave a lick to a man who was drowning. He rolled his eyes at me and I punched him in a fit of rage. This gave the man cold feet. I got a rapey look in my eyes because I was attracted to his cold feet, which frightened him, he wished he was an astronaut far away from me. I smashed his head on a wall, then smoked a blunt. I had to facepalm because the blunt turned me into an old man. Then a devil appeared and dropped me a turtle that could breathe fire. I found it boring but gave him a thumbs up anyways.
Thats the best translation I could come up with.