03/07 - Woke Wednesday!

[redtokyoboxers]

Sorry to break it to ya, but ...

Steve can suck it because it's graphics interchange format, not jumbo idiot founder.

 

[turkleton]

Look what you've done.

Hey I agree with you. It stands for Graphic I-something F-something, not Giraffic I-something F-something. Interface Function maybe?

 

[electrolyte]

Title: Identify gender from a video | Accept Requester: Adam Allevato [A2HMGXSLJL8NNL] Contact TV: No Reviews TO: No Reviews TO2: No Reviews Reward: $0.10 Duration: 1 hour Available: 1 Description: Watch a short video and identify the gender of the person in it Requirements: None [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.15​

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[turkleton]

Steve can suck it because it's graphics interchange format, not jumbo idiot founder.

Yeah that.

 

[LittleDrummerBoy]

Sorry to break it to ya, but ...

Maybe I'll finally get some sleep tonight...thanks for this little nugget of knowledge!

 

[Starslip]

these people are definitely going to rob you if you hire them.

/r/suspiciousquotes

 

[Binxybaby]

Sorry to break it to ya, but ...

NO! I refuse to believe this!

 

[basketcasey]

Title: Paraphrase questions about PTO, Address Change, and Employee recognition. Look at the instructions and example before you begin. | Accept Requester: IPsoft MTurk [A2NPHK2GTUF78O] Contact TV: [Hrly: $21.75] [Pay: 4.67] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: null] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0] TO: [Pay: 0.00] [Fast: 0.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fair: 0.00] [Reviews: 1] [ToS: 0] TO2: [Hrly: ---] [Pen: ---] [Res: ---] [Rec: ---] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $0.40 Duration: 1 hour 30 minutes Available: 136 Description: Imagine you're a nurse at a hospital, and you're contacting the help desk to either change your address, sell PTO, or you have an employee recognition question. Given a question or request, write other ways to express it. Requirements: Qual86 DoesNotExist; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location In AU, CA, DK, GB, IE, NL, NO, NZ, US, VG, VI [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.15​

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[Jaded]

/r/suspiciousquotes

whelp, guess I'm gonna be looking through that for an hour instead of working. thanks.

 

[Starslip]

Steve can suck it because it's graphics interchange format, not jumbo idiot founder.

Agreed, general usage overrules inventor's intentions. If he didn't want it to be confusing he should have chosen a better acronym

 

[nopoopwarez]

0

 

[JenniLeigh]

IPSoft dance time

 

[turkleton]

Sorry to break it to ya, but ...

Yeah, just because the inventor doesn't know how to pronounce graphic doesn't mean he's right. The inventor of pizza could tell me its pronounced with a silent P and the two zz's are pronounced like a T, and it wouldn't stop me from thinking he's an idiot.

 

[Peachy]

 

[Starslip]

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[CrazyCatLady]

I always said 'jif'

So that's probably the right way. Just sayin'.

 

[SalvadorZombie]

Barely Legal Pawn! I remember that.

Bryan Cranston is a goddamned national treasure. Dude has had one of the most varied careers you can think of. He even did voice acting work for the Clerks animated ABC series way back when. What a show.

 

[CrazyCatLady]

I don't know how you guys do 200 zoltars in the middle of the night.

I just did about 62 and I feel empty inside.

 

[thedorchannel]

pleco is low key genius

ive said this before and its true

pleco is a fucking joke physicist. and by that I mean he's amazing at crafting jokes, not that he's a bad physicist who has sex a lot.

dude can make a joke out of every situation. I've tried everything to get his formula down. I've sent stalkers to his house. I've had escorts approach him at the grocery store with dirt cheap prices. I dated his cousin for a while. I can't figure out why he's so damn good.

He's like the Nas of jokes cause they all feel like they were created perfectly for the moment.

This is in contrast to @C to the J , who is like the Jay-Z of jokes, where it feels funny as hell, but more natural and spontaneos with nothing written down.

Also in contrast to me, the Eminem of jokes, in that I have a spouse that is constantly cheating and I take care of a bunch of kids that aren't mine.

 

[aveline]

IPSoft dance time

Can we dance for something that I can actually catch, instead?