03/14 - Weasel Wednesday!

[GTR]

Can you see a human performing the action
draining noodles?

It was a video of someone draining a large ear cyst. :eww:

what hit is that from?

 

[Miriette]

Oh I love vidoes like that. Gimme!

I feel like you would enjoy botfly removal videos.
To everyone else: don't.

 

[Jaded]

I feel like you would enjoy botfly removal videos.
To everyone else: don't.

Oh, time to close the forum already?

Okay then bye. :o

 

[TSolo315]

and now I will never touch those hits

The fact that these are the HITs that people get excited about on here nowadays honestly kind of brings me down. They were always mediocre :sleep2:HITs (that used to lag really badly sometimes, is that fixed?)

I need google to release burke 2.0 about now.

 

[Birdie]

One of these days we'll find out the truth about Matt - that he's in actuality a bundle of pillows with a bucket for a head with a face squiggled on by marker.

While everyone else will be shocked by this revelation, I will lament that you had been feeding a dummy pounds upon pounds of delicious dry rub ham. I will likely devour @mboone73 out of aimlessly directed spite.

This is actually why I have this picture. You are not the first person to make this joke.

Spoiler: Me and my totally not fake Matt

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[aveline]

The fact that these are the HITs that people get excited about on here nowadays honestly kind of brings me down. They were always mediocre :sleep2:HITs (that used to lag really badly sometimes, is that fixed?)

I need google to release burke 2.0 about now.

I would also accept Mountain 2.0. Google, pay me $20 per day to just look at pictures, please.

 

[C to the J]

Title: Art Detective Combo LR-13 6 180314 | Accept Requester: Magy Seif El-Nasr [A1FJOS4N84Q4NB] Contact TV: [Hrly: $20.24] [Pay: 4.80] [Fast: null] [Comm: null] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0] TO: [Pay: 4.08] [Fast: 4.80] [Comm: 3.67] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 31] [ToS: 0] TO2: No Reviews Reward: $20.00 Duration: 6 hours Available: 1 Description: This HIT involves taking a short survey, learning to play a game, taking a quiz on the game instructions, playing a game, and then answering a short survey about your experience. This will take about 2 hours. This HIT pays $20 plus a possible $5 bonus. This game must be played from a computer, not a tablet or phone. You must complete the entire game and surveys in one sitting to be paid; you cannot save and return later. Requirements: Litmus Playtest DoesNotExist; Litmus Postgame 1 DoesNotExist; Litmus Pregame 1 DoesNotExist; Litmus Game 1 DoesNotExist; Location EqualTo US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.17​

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[C to the J]

Title: Art Detective Combo LR-18 7 180314 | Accept Requester: Magy Seif El-Nasr [A1FJOS4N84Q4NB] Contact TV: [Hrly: $19.89] [Pay: 4.80] [Fast: null] [Comm: null] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0] TO: [Pay: 4.08] [Fast: 4.80] [Comm: 3.67] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 31] [ToS: 0] TO2: [Hrly: $14.29] [Pen: ---] [Res: 100% of 1] [Rec: 100% of 1] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $20.00 Duration: 6 hours Available: 1 Description: This HIT involves taking a short survey, learning to play a game, taking a quiz on the game instructions, playing a game, and then answering a short survey about your experience. This will take about 2 hours. This HIT pays $20 plus a possible $5 bonus. This game must be played from a computer, not a tablet or phone. You must complete the entire game and surveys in one sitting to be paid; you cannot save and return later. Requirements: Litmus Playtest DoesNotExist; Litmus Postgame 1 DoesNotExist; Litmus Pregame 1 DoesNotExist; Litmus Game 1 DoesNotExist; Location EqualTo US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.17​

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[LittleDrummerBoy]

what hit is that from?

Brian Z's

Title: Finding actions in videos - should take around 5 minutes (only clicking, no text input) (may contain explicit videos) | Accept Requester: Brian Z [A2XOUHD15RKQ1] Contact TV: [Hrly: $9.54] [Pay: 1.50] [Fast: 4.00] [Comm: null] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0] TO: [Pay: 2.86] [Fast: 4.75] [Comm: 3.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 7] [ToS: 0] TO2: No Reviews Reward: $0.50 Duration: 10 hours Available: 34 Description: - Requirements: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 1; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90; Location EqualTo US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.16​

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[C to the J]

Title: Art Detective Combo LR-18 9 180314 | Accept Requester: Magy Seif El-Nasr [A1FJOS4N84Q4NB] Contact TV: [Hrly: $19.89] [Pay: 4.80] [Fast: null] [Comm: null] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0] TO: [Pay: 4.08] [Fast: 4.80] [Comm: 3.67] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 31] [ToS: 0] TO2: [Hrly: $14.29] [Pen: ---] [Res: 100% of 1] [Rec: 100% of 1] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $20.00 Duration: 6 hours Available: 1 Description: This HIT involves taking a short survey, learning to play a game, taking a quiz on the game instructions, playing a game, and then answering a short survey about your experience. This will take about 2 hours. This HIT pays $20 plus a possible $5 bonus. This game must be played from a computer, not a tablet or phone. You must complete the entire game and surveys in one sitting to be paid; you cannot save and return later. Requirements: Litmus Playtest DoesNotExist; Litmus Postgame 1 DoesNotExist; Litmus Pregame 1 DoesNotExist; Litmus Game 1 DoesNotExist; Location EqualTo US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.17​

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[HorseMachine]

Can you see a human performing the action
cutting nails?

DREMEL + NASTY OLD PEOPLE WINDING NAILs.gif

:whistle:

 

[C to the J]

The fact that these are the HITs that people get excited about on here nowadays honestly kind of brings me down. They were always mediocre :sleep2:HITs (that used to lag really badly sometimes, is that fixed?)

I need google to release burke 2.0 about now.

You've been out of the game so long that you don't remember what a distraction batch is?

 

[thedorchannel]

that Katina Kulow survey for 75 cents took fucking forever

 

[GTR]

// ==UserScript==
// @name john doe
// @version 1.0
// @description autoselect
// @author SarahAshlee90
// @include https://www.google.com/*
// @grant none
// @require https://code.jquery.com/jquery-3.1.1.min.js

// ==/UserScript==

$('input[value="PLAYABLE"]').eq(0).click();
$('input[name="sensitivity"]').eq(1).click();
$('input[name="metadata-sensitive"]').eq(1).click();
$('input[value="YES"]').eq(0).click();

good stuff, thanks

 

[DareAngel3]

Title: Women Only, Sex and Orgasm Questionnaire | Accept Requester: Rebecca [A1RGX7TS8IIJ3A] Contact TV: No Reviews TO: No Reviews TO2: No Reviews Reward: $1.00 Duration: 2 hours Available: 1 Description: Questions about experiences with heterosexual sex, masturbation, and orgasm. The survey should only take about 15 minutes to complete. Requirements: Gender - Female EqualTo 1; Location EqualTo US; Adult Content Qualification EqualTo 1 [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.17​

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5 minutes

 

[thedorchannel]

You've been out of the game so long that you don't remember what a distraction batch is?

hey! the 1st rule about distraction batches is you dont tell people they are distraction batches!

^^^The only thing worse than that is quoting someone who talked about it, chastise them, and talk about it further by doing so!

 

[redtokyoboxers]

Title: Women Only, Sex and Orgasm Questionnaire | Accept Requester: Rebecca [A1RGX7TS8IIJ3A] Contact TV: No Reviews TO: No Reviews TO2: No Reviews Reward: $1.00 Duration: 2 hours Available: 1 Description: Questions about experiences with heterosexual sex, masturbation, and orgasm. The survey should only take about 15 minutes to complete. Requirements: Gender - Female EqualTo 1; Location EqualTo US; Adult Content Qualification EqualTo 1 [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.17​

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5 minutes

The survey should only take about 15 minutes to complete.

15 minutes? am I some kind of Greek god or something?

 

[It's Gamera!]

hey! the 1st rule about distraction batches is you dont tell people they are distraction batches!

^^^The only thing worse than that is quoting someone who talked about it, chastise them, and talk about it further by doing so!

What if he's pulling a double-fake and the distraction batch is indeed the real money batch? Some meta-level shit going on all up in here

 

[cb456]

and now I will never touch those hits

did you answer yes at least?

 

[Shadowmoo]

Do you see the human action
Bullfighting.

It was a video of a bullfighter getting knocked down then the bull trying to mate.