03/19 - Majestic Monday!

[Starslip]

They’re programming our cars...they’re programming our people...when will it end?

Maybe they're programming the people to fight the cars

 

[<Gucci>]

They’re programming our cars...they’re programming our people...when will it end?

Maybe we will get more work

 

[Pippa]

Is it? Is it really?

If they deem the person to be a nuisance or a non contributor whose to say?

 

[Starslip]

If they deem the person to be a nuisance or a non contributor whose to say?

I was more questioning @turkleton's own desire for destruction. Can the cars hope to match it?

 

[Pippa]

Man vs machine

We wouldn’t have been talking any of this if we were still in our horse and buggies.

 

[Pippa]

Maybe they're programming the people to fight the cars

That would make a great movie!

 

[Starslip]

Man vs machine

We wouldn’t have been talking any of this if we were still in our horse and buggies.

Now I wonder if there's any alt-history stories where the internet and other modern things were developed but the internal combustion engine wasn't.

Considering I felt stupid just typing that the answer is probably: yes, and it's on tumblr

 

[Pippa]

Emotion over logic

 

[It's Gamera!]

Man vs machine

We wouldn’t have been talking any of this if we were still in our horse and buggies.

Mechanical parts in buggies can still pinch and maim. Back when we were riding dinosaurs, if they took a nip at you, you could at least turn them into a bronto-burger.

 

[turkleton]

I was more questioning @turkleton's own desire for destruction. Can the cars hope to match it?

Well in the scenario I was drunk so there's no telling what was going on in my mind.

 

[Pippa]

Now I wonder if there's any alt-history stories where the internet and other modern things were developed but the internal combustion engine wasn't.

Considering I felt stupid just typing that the answer is probably: yes, and it's on tumblr

Gets you to thinking though. And promotes creativity

 

[turkleton]

They’re programming our cars...they’re programming our people...when will it end?

When our hero Bruce Willis rises up to take on and defeat the machines.

 

[Pippa]

Mechanical parts in buggies can still pinch and maim. Back when we were riding dinosaurs, if they took a nip at you, you could at least turn them into a bronto-burger.

And yet we continue to survive.

 

[Starslip]

Mechanical parts in buggies can still pinch and maim. Back when we were riding dinosaurs, if they took a nip at you, you could at least turn them into a bronto-burger.

The Flintstones ate dinosaurs, kept one as a pet, and used them as appliances and heavy machinery. So when their dishwasher broke down, did they just eat it?

 

[turkleton]

Man vs machine

We wouldn’t have been talking any of this if we were still in our horse and buggies.

Nah, horses are jerks too.

 

[Pippa]

The Flintstones ate dinosaurs, kept one as a pet, and used them as appliances and heavy machinery. So when their dishwasher broke down, did they just eat it?

Ingenuity

 

[It's Gamera!]

The Flintstones ate dinosaurs, kept one as a pet, and used them as appliances and heavy machinery. So when their dishwasher broke down, did they just eat it?

They probably buggered it for a bit before eating. The Flintstones only told half the story.

 

[Pippa]

Nah, horses are jerks too.

Animalsbeingjerks

 

[Pippa]

I’m going to have weird dreams tonight....and I kinda love it.

 

[turkleton]

The Flintstones ate dinosaurs, kept one as a pet, and used them as appliances and heavy machinery. So when their dishwasher broke down, did they just eat it?

Hey, Dino probably wasn't the first pet they had that Fred didn't probably accidentally eat when he came home drunk from the bar one night and fucking Wilma didn't have anything in the fridge to eat.