I even lied about lying.
I'm a mess today.
I guess that explains my employment history though. Everyone requires a resume now.
Bastards.
my job didn't. I had to do an interview though, and they said they like what they see and they'll bring me on board.
I didn't hear from them for a full 7 months.
then one day I got a call, while I was working overnights at walmart.
my job says "if you can come in tomorrow, you got the job
so I was like "I need two weeks notice for my current job"
and he was like "I thought you said it was walmart."
and I said "it is walmart"
and he said "oh"
and I said "so I need like two weeks notice - I'm not the kind of guy that just drops everything and leaves without notice"
and he said "oh"