All this wrestling talk makes me think some of you would love the fact that there's a local, small-town "pro wrestling" joint here (yes, those exist, apparently).
An old buddy from my school (huge pro wrestling fan in the 90s/early 2000s. Loved John Cena. Still does) is working there as a part time wrestler (now there's a job title for the resume).
And they sponsor the little, very brave Chinese place that opened in our dinky Tennessee town, so you can bring fresh Chinese food into the matches (no, I've never been to one).