04/27 - Firestarter Friday!

[stuffalleysays]

Awww, the Crow right. My wedding rings are inscribed with true love never dies...

 

[Starslip]

Give me 5 reasons why I shouldn't eat this all right now as my entire daily calorie allotment.

1) There won't be any left for me
2) go to 1

 

[Pleco]

wait 29 is old

I like your nickname. Did you pick it so it'll show up first in the Yellow Pages?

 

[rjd66]

Give me 5 reasons why I shouldn't eat this all right now as my entire daily calorie allotment.

I can not think of one reason you should not do it,so eat up and enjoy

 

[JenniLeigh]

Give me 5 reasons why I shouldn't eat this all right now as my entire daily calorie allotment.

I have one of those in the freezer, but it is
A) My mommy's.
B) Too many carbs
C) MORE than my daily calories.

 

[It's Gamera!]

Give me 5 reasons why I shouldn't eat this all right now as my entire daily calorie allotment.

Because it's no longer 2015, and we've all figured out that gelato is ass-expensive and just plain ass.

 

[Peachy]

once you hit 25, you no longer have the energy levels to deal with highschool drama and once 30 hits its all over

yeah over you hit 25-30... there’s a large disconnect (imo) between you and women that young. different stages in life.

i know there’s couples out there with those age gaps, but i can imagine it’s tricky in their motives, etc. i am a natural cynic at times

 

[aaa]

Welcome to MTC. I'm killing time till the timer for me to start my usertest gets down to 3 min and I'm curious as to which post prompted you to make this first post.

Hi there, old school mturker from about 6 years ago. Needed a bit of beer money so im lurking around for surveys and easy batches and such.

Just couldn't believe someone said 28 was old, but I also didn't see the context.

Do it anyway

 

[stuffalleysays]

I started laughing cause this reads like "you've got a bunch of horrible shit ahead of you so you're gonna need to spread that misery out over more time"

OLol, thought the same. It's like, you think this is bad, buckle up MF'r

 

[Vanyanka]

Because it's no longer 2015, and we've all figured out that gelato is ass-expensive and just plain ass.

It's pistachio. Fuck off.

 

[mboone73]

Give me 5 reasons why I shouldn't eat this all right now as my entire daily calorie allotment.

Because you need to save some calories for wine?

 

[Starslip]

P.S. Hi, @Starslip.

 

[GTR]

Real advice for anything concerning an ex: fap first and see if you still want to contact them after

also, use sock puppets while doing this that way you can entertain yourself at the same time and possibly forget why you were slapping the sausage to begin with.

 

[rsclone]

Give me 5 reasons why I shouldn't eat this all right now as my entire daily calorie allotment.

I'm drawing a blank

 

[JenniLeigh]

Just couldn't believe someone said 28 was old, but I also didn't see the context.

The context isn't that it's old, but it was too old for her teenage daughter.

 

[aaa]

I like your nickname. Did you pick it so it'll show up first in the Yellow Pages?

I chose it way back in middle school playing online video games, for that exact reason, to show up first on the leaderboards. (well, #3, a, and aa were #1, and #2.)

 

[stuffalleysays]

yeah over you hit 25-30... there’s a large disconnect (imo) between you and women that young. different stages in life.

i know there’s couples out there with those age gaps, but i can imagine it’s tricky in their motives, etc. i am a natural cynic at times

My husband is 9 years older than I. At 33 and 42 it wasn't so bad but move that back or way forward and you start seeing where issues come up. Like he was in the Army when I was 10,lol.

 

[Pleco]

I was about to say how stupid this advice was, then I saw the author, so I'm sure you already know.

But if you responded to my message to tell me how utterly stupid it was, that'd be a great way for me to start a conversation with you.

I'm playing 4D chess right here.

 

[Peachy]

You have to be way more low key about these things. Just in case it doesn't go well you can play it off as joke.

Send her a message that goes, " Lol hey I saw you following me on Insta so do you have a boyfriend now or what lol I'm just asking , we should get together sometime but not in that way, just hanging out, unless you want it that way lol see ya later"

the emoji’s sell it imo

 

[aaa]

Thank you all for the kind welcome. Now to lurk for another 6 years.....

 

[GTR]

Give me 5 reasons why I shouldn't eat this all right now as my entire daily calorie allotment.

because that funny looking, shaped, colored pistachio, is not a pistachio.