04/30 - Meerkat Monday!

[turkleton]

Seattle Supersonics for 2018 NBA Champions.

 

[Peachy]

 

[<Gucci>]

Does anyone want to make the thread for tomorrow?!

 

[GTR]

 

[Peachy]

monday night blues
penis entering like a canoe
waves likes thunder
fucking down under
clay season and my shoes dirty
clay season and my shoes murky
dust in my eyes i cant see!
dust in my eyes i cant see!

 

[turkleton]

Does anyone want to make the thread for tomorrow?!

@dibs because @aveline proved she couldn't be trusted with the thread last week.

 

[turkleton]

monday night blues
penis entering like a canoe
waves likes thunder
fucking down under
clay season and my shoes dirty
clay season and my shoes murky
dust in my eyes i cant see!
dust in my eyes i cant see!

You drunk rn?

 

[<Gucci>]

@dibs because @aveline proved she couldn't be trusted with the thread last week.

Okay sure

 

[Peachy]

You drunk rn?

im making art

 

[turkleton]

im making art

Well most art has penis in it, so I guess you're good.

 

[<Gucci>]

I’ve been barfing all day
Please be food poisoning or apendicitis just not another baby
Rip gucci

 

[turkleton]

I’ve been barfing all day
Please be food poisoning or apendicitis just not another baby
Rip gucci

You'd rather have food poisoning (which can kill you) over another baby?



I don't know if I want kids anymore.

 

[JenniLeigh]

theyre safe right? i did many.

Your guess is as good as mine.
BUT... requester is in this thread, and hella nice, so I'd say they are.

I did a lot too....so.... fingers crossed they're as nice as they seem

 

[JenniLeigh]

I’ve been barfing all day
Please be food poisoning or apendicitis just not another baby
Rip gucci

One time, I thought I had the flu (I've never had it...) b/c I felt shitty, tired, pukey....

It was the 40-week Flu :o
(I'd never had that one before either...)

 

[GTR]

i'm a player a bricklayer
get on your knees and say a prayer
i'm thick with many layers
don't believe the naysayers

piss me off better beware
cause i'll eat you like a bear
you smell like a peach
but taste like a pear

life is hell and is not fair
just keep on strollin'
it doesn't matter where

 

[<Gucci>]

You'd rather have food poisoning (which can kill you) over another baby?



I don't know if I want kids anymore.

Yea I think so. Wait food poisoning can kill you? I’ve had it a few times. The last time was Panda Express

 

[Peachy]

monday night blues
penis entering like a canoe
waves likes thunder
fucking down under
clay season and my shoes dirty
clay season and my shoes murky
dust in my eyes i cant see!
dust in my eyes i cant see!

 

[Peachy]

i'm a player a bricklayer
get on your knees and say a prayer
i'm thick with many layers
don't believe the naysayers

piss me off better beware
cause i'll eat you like a bear
you smell like a peach
but taste like a pear

life is hell and is not fair
just keep on strollin'
it doesn't matter where

ill see if you’re thick
even though i dont swing like that
now that im typing
maybe i wont
bring the beat back so i can
get back on track

alright alright alright i feel it now
GTR and Peachy breaking it down
monday night rhymes
monday night lyric crimes

murdering requesters
nothing more nor the lesser

hit the behind like bitch humans eating lasgna
juice down my ton ton ton ton ton ***

ahhhhhhhhh i am on oneeee
worst rap ever still number one

cause i run this forum

i’m a crowd pleaser

feeling emotional

 

[TSolo315]

Yea I think so. Wait food poisoning can kill you? I’ve had it a few times. The last time was Panda Express

Most things can kill you

It's not likely. If you are constantly vomiting/diarrhea/have a high fever/feel like you are going to pass out -- I would go to the hospital though.

 

[Peachy]