05/07 - aaa Monday!

[Michele]

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[Peachy]

i can see a lot of people picking GSW due to their history and rightfully so, but i’ve watched every Rockets game the last 10 yrs. this is a different Rockets team from the last several yrs

they play hungrier

 

[Peachy]

14-1 astros

 

[Peachy]

16-1 astros

 

[<Gucci>]

Did you go to Florida yet? Is the pool open?

I made it to Florida. Pool opens at 6am!!! But it’s pouring rain. My old nanny still lives at my house!! She went bananas. Babies and puppies are ready for fun.
I’m so excited

 

[alk69]

Wait.....what?

Are yous talking 'bout body parts here? Or is this the gardening channel I've fallen into?........have you ever thought you needed a Forum For Dummies guide?

 

[JenniLeigh]

Are yous talking 'bout body parts here? Or is this the gardening channel I've fallen into?........have you ever thought you needed a Forum For Dummies guide?

I made a gardening thread down below!

 

[coffeeowl]

I made it to Florida. Pool opens at 6am!!! But it’s pouring rain. My old nanny still lives at my house!! She went bananas. Babies and puppies are ready for fun.
I’m so excited

Ah nice! Hope the rain stops soon. Have fun and I'll fly down tomorrow for the pool party.

 

[redtokyoboxers]

I made a gardening thread down below!

:eyes:

 

[<Gucci>]

I made a gardening thread down below!

What are we hoeing?

 

[turkleton]

Are yous talking 'bout body parts here? Or is this the gardening channel I've fallen into?........have you ever thought you needed a Forum For Dummies guide?

Were talking about this gardening themed soap opera. In the last episode, @thedorchannel left @Farmer Pleco's place with a big eggplant and tried to use it to impress @JenniLeigh, but she wasn't impressed.

 

[<Gucci>]

Ah nice! Hope the rain stops soon. Have fun and I'll fly down tomorrow for the pool party.

Yes please and bring your awfully cute kitty

 

[Peachy]

the A’s fans are still chanting “let’s go Oakland” down 15 runs in the bottom of the ninth

 

[turkleton]

the A’s fans are still chanting “let’s go Oakland” down 15 runs in the bottom of the ninth

Hey, sports fans are weird. Even Spike Lee shows up to most Knicks games, and we already know how their seasons gonna end the minute it starts.

 

[stuffalleysays]

the A’s fans are still chanting “let’s go Oakland” down 15 runs in the bottom of the ninth

Brain damage from all the earthquakes

 

[Peachy]

Brain damage from all the earthquakes

damnnn

 

[coffeeowl]

Yes please and bring your awfully cute kitty

Okay but he is not allowed in the pool.

 

[TotalBabe]

if you are over 30 - how is life different than in your 20s

I used to be so hard on myself (I still am to some extent, but I've gotten better about it). I don't look in the mirror and think of all the things I wish I could change anymore. As you get older, you'll just become more comfortable with who you are. That sounds a bit hokey, but it's true.

 

[alk69]

Were talking about this gardening themed soap opera. In the last episode, @thedorchannel left @Farmer Pleco's place with a big eggplant and tried to use it to impress @JenniLeigh, but she wasn't impressed.

I take it this is like a Mexican soap opera where you don't need to know what's happening. Just watch the excessive make up and tight clothes float by.

 

[stuffalleysays]

Hey, sports fans are weird. Even Spike Lee shows up to most Knicks games, and we already know how their seasons gonna end the minute it starts.

The browns new slogan

We take it up the ass so our masochistic fans don't have to