OH GODDAMNIT! Decided to not be scared and just log in, and..
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For those who have been successful in getting in touch with someone, what email do I use to contact them to ensure I'm on "the list" that they'll "manually fix"? Please PM it to me. I am pretty freaked out right now, as this is my only source of income and I have a crap-ton of stuff that was supposed to be approved today.