05/17 - Tinnitus Thursday!

[Starslip]

I hope this is about a medical procedure...

Come on, do you really hope that?

 

[JenniLeigh]

Come on, do you really hope that?

I'm still waking up from my nap...
but I'm about 80% sure that's what I mean.
Also, good goddamn I missed a lot this morning. o.0

 

[Michele]

Title: Qualify for ~10 Language Skills Tests | Accept Requester: Sarah Cogswell [A5D4LUO0E8HE3] Contact TV: No Reviews TO: [Pay: 5.00] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 3] [ToS: 0] Reward: $0.06 Duration: 1 hour Available: 26 Description: Quick screener of language fluency and demos to create a pool of workers for further studies. Possibility to qualify for up to 5 additional surveys out of 20 total surveys with bonuses. One attention check which will disqualify you for further studies. Requirements: Location EqualTo US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.2.3.1​

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[Alice n blunder land]

I hope this is about a medical procedure...

It was a really difficult HIT that really didn't pay that well.

 

[Mikeyyyyy]

Anyone hit a cap on Sergey's yet?

 

[tricker]

Yea some of these are hard because it's like......well you could.....but doing so is likely going to land you on a trip to the looney bin.

Or this one, "A toilet is made of cloth"

Ok. So. A diaper? I mean that's kind of a toilet. Or desperate times might cause you to fashion a toilet out of cloth and pray no one catches you and you aren't arrested for public indecency, but since the toilet in my mind had a bidet and air dryer, I said never.

Ok. Now I have thought way more about toilets than I have ever in my life.

 

[JenniLeigh]

It was a really difficult HIT that really didn't pay that well.

Sounds really shitty

 

[JenniLeigh]

Or this one, "A toilet is made of cloth"

Ok. So. A diaper? I mean that's kind of a toilet. Or desperate times might cause you to fashion a toilet out of cloth and pray no one catches you and you aren't arrested for public indecency, but since the toilet in my mind had a bidet and air dryer, I said never.

Ok. Now I have thought way more about toilets than I have ever in my life.

A toilet isn't just anywhere you shit and piss though. Or the whole world would be a toilet.

 

[GTR]

@GTR learned how to stream on Twitch.
He was banned 30 seconds later.

guess SOME of you took offense to my banana thong

 

[tricker]

Dagnabbit. "arms"

Clearly from the answers some people thought of them as weapons and some as the things we have above our hands. Now I have to pick one and go with that.

These are not ok with me. No. How the blazes did you guys do these originally with so many meanings for one word?

I hate the English language.

 

[Tom81]

Man that 9 dollar essay and iq test was god awful...lol

 

[tricker]

A toilet isn't just anywhere you shit and piss though. Or the whole world would be a toilet.

Weeeeeellllllll.........

But yeah, that's why I went with my fancy rich people toilet in my head to clear this up for me.

 

[Alice n blunder land]

A toilet isn't just anywhere you shit and piss though. Or the whole world would be a toilet.

Yesterday Reddit taught me that the cash register at a Carl's Jr. is a toilet.

 

[basketcasey]

It was a really difficult HIT that really didn't pay that well.

Hi my new best friend.

 

[LowCalCalzone]

Sorry, we do not need your participation at this time...

Too many players are assigned in this game and unfortunately you were not chosen as a result of random selection.



You will receive the basic reward and are eligible to play this game again. Please feel free to work on our other HITs.




This has happened 3 times today on the Yale. Easiest $6 ever

 

[JenniLeigh]

Yesterday Reddit taught me that the cash register at a Carl's Jr. is a toilet.

Oh my fucking god.
Also, hello new person, I see you're fitting in well.

 

[basketcasey]

I prefer the Riker technique tbh.

Riker has incredible posture. Always so erect.

 

[Starslip]

Title: Emotional response to words | PANDA Requester: Keith Hutchings [A2TFQWZLJTXR9V] (Req TV): N/A (TO): [Pay: 5.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fast: 5.00] Description: - Time: 10 minutes(s) HITs Available: 2 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 1; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90; Location EqualTo US;

Not sure if a different HIT or he immediately lowered the pay...

 

[JenniLeigh]

Sorry, we do not need your participation at this time...

Too many players are assigned in this game and unfortunately you were not chosen as a result of random selection.



You will receive the basic reward and are eligible to play this game again. Please feel free to work on our other HITs.




This has happened 3 times today on the Yale. Easiest $6 ever

This thing?

Title: Decision making task vEG (possible bonus $2.00 and more) | AcceptA Requester: Yale Institute for Network Science [A2CGQ5942WIRAV] Contact TV: [Hrly: $20.37] [Pay: 4.17] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: 4.50] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0] TO: [Pay: 4.14] [Fast: 4.89] [Comm: 4.24] [Fair: 4.88] [Reviews: 207] [ToS: 0] TO2: [Hrly: ---] [Pen: ---] [Res: ---] [Rec: ---] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $2.00 Duration: 30 minutes Available: 1 Description: Perform a decision making task with other Mechanical Turk workers. To complete this HIT, you will participate in several iterations of a game. The HIT will take 10-30 minutes in total to complete. Please allow enough time to fully complete this task. If you accept this HIT you will have to fully participate in the task in order to get paid. Note that this game requires an exact number of workers. If we recruit too many or too few workers you will be paid the basic reward but the game will not begin. We do not allow repeat workers; if you have worked on a HIT titled "Decision making task vEG” and the game began, you will be asked to return the HIT. Requirements: breadboard_participant_5aeeb8ee-29f9-4911-b122-360bfb47bcdf DoesNotExist

 

[C to the J]

All 6000+ Nick Dales I did this week have approved now.