I think he would be Orc like, not speak much English, and eat rocks. Opinions? He doesn't like Elves and gets really angry about bards. (But really, who doesn't?)I'm high but I'm not high enough for this:
Now imagine that your lawn mower has come to life as a slave who you own and whose job is to take care of your garden.
Please take 20 seconds to think about the sort of slave your lawn mower would be in terms of his/her personality, physical appearance, opinions, approaches, conversational style, and so forth.