06/27 - Wimbledon Wednesday!

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Birdie said:
I mean, Bearnie kinda is, in the sense that I have to feed him special food, give him special meds twice a day, he pukes on me if I'm not careful, and he costs so much money to keep alive.

the others, not so much, but Bearnie? Dude is like the ultra fast child I didn't friggen ask for.

I'm sick. I'm hungry. I ate my food so fast I'm now going to vomit on you. My asthma is acting up. Mom. Mom. MOM. I DON'T WANNA TAKE MY PILL, I'M GONNA SPIT IT ON YOU NOW BITCH! I'M NOW GOING TO DRINK TOILET WATER AND OPEN THE FRIDGE! MOM! HELP I'M STUCK NOW!

He's lucky he's cute. I could be buying so many fun things, and instead I spend my yay money on cat inhalers, steriods, and bladder pills. Yay.
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he hasn't run off anymore has he, and making you lose your mind :banghead:
 
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Jakey said:
Thank you!! And obviously "Very Vanilla" is just a placeholder, it would be any scent lol.
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i would not change anything, only maybe if you put color to the scent of the candle name, like lavender would be fuchsia ,i think, vanilla white, sandalwood light brown, cherry red. etc
 
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JenniLeigh said:
I'm getting married and gonna go live on Liz @Liz 's farm.
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oh wow, you found someone else. Thats awesome! I'm totally happy for you, and I wish you and your new partner success, happiness and prosperity.














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of course he'll have to pry you from my cold dead fingers, but hey if he can do that then dammit he's the one! :wink:
 
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GTR said:
he hasn't run off anymore has he, and making you lose your mind :banghead:
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Just that one time when he was gone for 11 days and I lost my mind. That was kinda on Matt tho, and I think he would have made it home earlier had it not been for the hurricane/loose dogs that scared the beejeezus out of the poor little guy.

On the plus side, I got a super nice fridge out of it, because Matt felt so awful that he paid me off. We still joke that we don't know what the reparations would have been if anything worse had happened to my littlest dude. Bearnie has hopped out a window that was open too wide once since then, but then jumped back in immediately, so I don't think he even fully understands that windows aren't magical portals to a different part of the house and has no real urge to go outside without me. He never tries to run out the door, we can leave it wide open to bring the bikes in and he just sits there. Windows are just beyond his full comprehension apparently.
 
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