07/19 - Tempeh & Tofu Thursday!

[Pleco]

Until this minute I didn't know this existed and now I need it in my life.

 

[mboone73]

I'm alright with pit licking, but I knew this one girl that tasted like salty cardboard
bleh

So a guy goes up to this girl and says "Can I stick my finger in your belly button?"

Stop me if you've heard this one.

 

[Jharkan]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poteet,_Texas

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[cassius]

Yeah, HEB

 

[Jharkan]

So a guy goes up to this girl and says "Can I stick my finger in your belly button?"

Stop me if you've heard this one.

Spoiler: WHMFG

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[jklmnop]

Yeah, HEB

I love my HEB

 

[cassius]

So a guy goes up to this girl and says "Can I stick my finger in your belly button?"

Stop me if you've heard this one.

My guess is she didn't ask where she could put her foot.

 

[Jaded]

Protip do not spray a fuckton of bugspray in a tiny, unventilated room.

 

[Jharkan]

My guess is she didn't ask where she could put her foot.

you're providing more questions than answers

 

[Jharkan]

Protip do not spray a fuckton of bugspray in a tiny, unventilated room.

how heavy is a fuckton?

 

[Jaded]

how heavy is a fuckton?

Like twice as big as a butt-ton.

Not to be confused with a button

 

[mboone73]

how heavy is a fuckton?

Slightly heavier than a buttload.

 

[cassius]

you're providing more questions than answers

Well as my martian arts instructor taught me so many years ago, Arms! Eyes! Knees! and Groin.

 

[Jharkan]

Well as my martian arts instructor taught me so many years ago, Arms! Eyes! Knees! and Groin.

your instructor came from the planet Mars?

 

[Jharkan]

Well as my martian arts instructor taught me so many years ago, Arms! Eyes! Knees! and Groin.

you're providing more questions than answers..

 

[MarkC]

Well as my martian arts instructor taught me so many years ago, Arms! Eyes! Knees! and Groin.

 

[Pleco]

Protip do not spray a fuckton of bugspray in a tiny, unventilated room.

If you're dead from poisoning yourself, bugs can no longer bother you.

*taps temple*

 

[Jaded]

If you're dead from poisoning yourself, bugs can no longer bother you.

*taps temple*

You're a damned genius.

Brb testing this out.

 

[Jharkan]

If you're dead from poisoning yourself, bugs can no longer bother you.

*taps temple*