07/24 - Teehee Tuesday!

[4ourfuture]

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[4ourfuture]

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[Devil_Dawg]

off to Costco to feed the herd, one of these days I'll say no. (not that it will make a difference of course, I'm not deluded)

 

[rsclone]

You missed that day of rabbit throwing in PE.

I didn't miss midget tossing day socially unacceptable activity day though....

 

[StarfoxJ]

off to Costco to feed the herd, one of these days I'll say no. (not that it will make a difference of course, I'm not deluded)

youre not feeding me jerrrk

 

[C to the J]

Today is the 35th anniversary of the pine tar incident, @DCI

 

[savvy]

I didn't miss midget tossing day socially unacceptable activity day though....

we just had micro wrestling at the bar last Wednesday hahah always a great event

 

[JenniLeigh]

I didn't miss midget tossing day socially unacceptable activity day though....

I'm well above midget height, thank you. I'm just not grown-up-sized yet.

 

[DCI]

Today is the 35th anniversary of the pine tar incident, @DCI

still mad

 

[C to the J]

still mad

 

[GTR]

don't know bout y'all butt i'm gonna put on my leather buttless chaps and rock out to Judas Priest

 

[Jaded]

don't know bout y'all butt i'm gonna put on my leather buttless chaps and rock out to Judas Priest

 

[klyde]

don't know bout y'all butt i'm gonna put on my leather buttless chaps and rock out to Judas Priest

I don't know about that first part but Turbo Lover is one of my favorite songs by them.

 

[4ourfuture]

Title: Conflict and Forgiveness(~ 15 minutes) | Accept Requester: Joshua Jackson [A34AJ8WTPBRW1D] Contact TV: No Reviews TO: [Pay=2.62] [Fast=4.56] [Comm=3.50] [Fair=5.00] [Reviews=35] [ToS=0] TO2: No Reviews Reward: 1.20 Duration: 3600 Available: 1 Description: 15-minute survey about conflict and forgiveness Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location In US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.3.7​

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[4ourfuture]

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[GTR]

I don't know about that first part but Turbo Lover is one of my favorite songs by them.

listen to it while wearing the chaps, makes the experience more surreal

 

[mboone73]

FTFY

 

[klyde]

listen to it while wearing the chaps, makes the experience more surreal

I have to buy some first but it sounds like a blast.

 

[mboone73]

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[Jaded]

don't know bout y'all butt i'm gonna put on my leather buttless chaps and rock out to Judas Priest

Actually I'm gonna not just post distraction bird. We don't wanna hear about anyones butt, thongs, buttless chaps, pole dancing, poll dancing, or whatnot.

I know we're not as formal as an actual workplace, but we're still, more or less, a work forum. Yes, we get off on tangents about crafting, movies, stickers, what I had for supper, or stupid things someone has done in or around our life. Occasionally, dirty jokes are told, made, implied. But that's the fun of an occasional dirty joke. It's occasional. And usually in response to something that someone else said.

This isn't just to/at you specifically but the forum as a whole. If y'all could see all the reports we've been getting recently you would understand why this seems like a giant response to a single joke. Because it's just about a single joke.

Anyway, because I don't like being serious for this long, here is a kitten in a measuring cup.