08/13 - Mochi Monday!

[<Gucci>]

I don’t drink often. Maybe once a month.
I’m counting calories. Etc etc
I recently discovered spiked sparkling water.
100 calories. 1 can and I was waaaasted

*if you are no longer drinking
A gif for you.

 

[stuffalleysays]

Is this now a food or an alcoholic beverage or both lol

It's good is what it is, I need to have this in my life on the regular.

 

[Tandem In Time]

Okay I need to submit an abstract for an upcoming conference, it's due in <2 hours...

Who can help me write about 1 page on how liquid chromatography quadrupole-time-of-flight mass spectrometry can be used to monitor differences in nutrient utilization by drug-resistant pathogens in a laboratory setting in response to treatment with various beta-lactam antibiotics?

 

[stuffalleysays]

Okay I need to submit an abstract for an upcoming conference, it's due in <2 hours...

Who can help me write about how liquid chromatography quadrupole-time-of-flight mass spectrometry can be used to monitor differential nutrient utilization by drug-resistant pathogens in a laboratory setting in response to treatment to with beta-lactam antibiotics?

I'd rather change a tampon...

 

[Tandem In Time]

I'd rather change a tampon...

Blech! If I had to choose between that and the abstract, then I'm going with writing the abstract.

 

[<Gucci>]

Okay I need to submit an abstract for an upcoming conference, it's due in <2 hours...

Who can help me write about 1 page on how liquid chromatography quadrupole-time-of-flight mass spectrometry can be used to monitor differences in nutrient utilization by drug-resistant pathogens in a laboratory setting in response to treatment with various beta-lactam antibiotics?

Can I just show your professor my boobs instead?! Jk jk
I think @Jerami might be able to but I think he’s asleep.

 

[jklmnop]

I'd rather change a tampon...

aahahaha that is the funniest thing I've read all day

 

[Armadillo2004]

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[stuffalleysays]

This is womans' work. So many jobs in this economy are womans' work: banking, selling cars, selling insurance, selling cell phones, customer service, mturk. Muscle the fuck up. Swing a godanmed axe. My man builds houses. I could never fuck a pasty low paid computer guy. Sorry.

Dems fighting words.

 

[djfuciu]

Someone who does Noah's "Select a context, describe a situation where you felt that way, and chat with another worker about it" HITS makes every conversation about poop. I have heard the same "I farted at the office today" story told 3 different ways, and honestly, it is really getting on my nerves. This person really can't think of anything else to write about? I love low brow humor but this is honestly boring....

 

[stuffalleysays]

My brother bought it at the liquor store down the street

I am so bad, my eyes saw an H and not an M, and then you said this and it was perfection, lol.

 

[Romantic Grapefruit]

Can I just show your professor my boobs instead?! Jk jk
I think @Jerami might be able to but I think he’s asleep.

I'm his professor. Have at it. :thumbup:

 

[stuffalleysays]

I'm gonna drop this right here https://www.mturkcrowd.com/threads/08-14-torturous-tuesday.3744/